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Day 1672, a day that will be remembernd in infamy...
It was a sunny day in the Kanto as princess fruity walked to the market to buy fuzzy kiwis. Even though the streets were filled with pig dog lolis, there was no need for security or so fruitcommando thought. As she haggled with the gypsy merchant for the magically delicious birds everything went array. A group of kazawani terrorists hopped out of a rocket propelled shopping cart, and snatched the princess as onlookers watched in shock. The racist terrorists got away, but they left a trail of fuzzy hairs leading to a raft made out of anime toys. This evidence left no doubt that lolitas played an undeniable role in the plot to kidnap the princess! Unfortunately for the princess though the witnesses that stood by while she was kidnapped committed suicide, as is customary in Japan after letting a travesty like this occur.

The suicides slowed down the search for quite a few hours, but this wouldn't stop the carebear squad from finding the culprits! The clock is ticking, and the carebears are looking for new recruits to enlist to bring the princess back for the glory of Japan! Message me , and I will get everything arranged, if you have any information on any of the conspirators please alert the Imperial authorities so that they can be tortur- I mean pampered to cooperate!


Yours,