[ZM] Poland finally into space

Day 1,666, 23:24 • Published in Japan Austria • by Balkan Beast

Yesterday the unthinkable occurred. After thousands of potatoes died in zero g, Cosmonaut Faust Socyn has into space.

It was a star filled night in Austria above the town of Zell Am See when dear fausto established the Bernd Partei triggering a systematic spread of butthurt throughout the countryside.

Onlookers were shocked as the pollack got into his Ikea basket and launched into space, this awe quickly turned to a massive sea of kurwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa though as can be seen in the Austrian Press .

Yes it is true, many huehuehues had as the brave fausto reached the Stratosphere giggling whilst rubbing his mustache.

Such a glorious night it was, yours truly shed many manly tears whilst eating mangos LOTS AND LOTS OF MANGOS. Faust you made me proud meng I salute you. ;___;