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The night was filled with an onslaught of rain, and a darkness that helped hide the carebears from the pig dog kazawanese. My furry body was covered in mud, sweat, and sense of arousal from the fact that I could be caught at any moment, p hawt stuff right? It was obvious that the princess was hidden at the dismal farm located nearby, but things seemed too easy. There were only four of the kurwas guarding the barn, which for whatever reason had screams coming from it. We had no time so it was time to move, so we hopped on our magic carpet and flew it at the barn, crashing because pertazeta can't fucking drive! Once we recovered from the crash we started clawing at the door, there was no doubt that they had hidden something delicious in there, surely it must of been a 12 year old french maid! Unfortunately it wasn't though, once the door was opened we soon realized that these guys were some sick fucks indeed. The princess was chained up with 30 vibrators in her royal rump, while a puppy chopping mechanism was in a nearby corner.
It seems though that the guards could not hear us over the vibrators so disposing of them was easier than expected, but deactivating the vibrators was a tremendous task indeed. It was extremely dangerous because if you take one wrong move toward the switches you could O right then and there, and we didn't bring any spare pants. After three hours of playing with the vibrators we finally disabled them, but all the puppies were killed by then ;___;. Princess fruitcommando was in shock still while we put her on the magic carpet , but we could tell she was grateful. Naturally upon reaching japan we were crowned lifelong dictators, and this is why you should vote Balkan Beast for congress, king of carebears! :3

Didn't see that coming did you? :3
What a twist!