[your TEACHER] Grow a brain + win cash!

Day 2,033, 01:10 Published in Pakistan Serbia by Nyx Lynx
My dearest Students,



Ah! After dragging my feet for miles and miles, I am finally putting my foot down to write an article. But first I got a question for you! And this requires CAPSLOCK, bold letters and a lot of exclamation marks!!!

HAVE YOU ENROLLED YOURSELF INTO THE BOOK WORM ACADEMY???!!!



Don’t make me come over there with a cane! Quickly enroll and avail of the wonderful resources and prizes you might get. Above all join in for fun!

CLICK ON ME! I AM THE ENROLLMENT FORM!!!

The Academia is a collaborative effort and hence requires the participation of everyone. This is the last warning you will get. Next time I shall personally spam each one of you with incessant PM. Yes, yes I have got the list of people to spam!


Brand New Contest - PSYCHO ANALYSIS!




Next up, would be an article where I would be interviewing our very dedicated Minster of Education, Cluster Storms. If you have any questions to ask him, send me a PM with your question.

If you want it posted anonymously, you can rest assured that I shall guard your anonymity with my elife!! I cross my heart and hope to die!

The 3 best questions will receive the following immodest prizes.

Based on your participation and response, I could increase the number of prizes and also the prize money. I love giving away prizes!

1. The SOCK-RAT-TEASE award - Best Educational question - 200 cc
(Unlike the name of the award, the question should be relevant to game mechanics, tips, tricks etc that shall help our readers with information)

2.The PLATE-HO award - Best question- 100 cc
(This is anything you can ask question)

3. The ARSE-TOTAL award - Best Troll question - 100 cc
(If it is funny and crazy, you win)

4. Participation Award - Everyone who participates will get a WHOPPING 15 cc!
This also presents you with an opportunity to take your revenge on Cluster Storms by putting him on spot. Don’t you waste this wonderful chance!

You got TWO days to ask questions after which the interview along with the winners shall be published.



-Nyx Lynx
(Strict disciplinarian)


Hurry and drop me a PM with your question! Incredibly easy way to win some cash!

PLEASE VOTE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE, SHOUT, PLAGIARIZE!