[Yano for CP] Roadmap and Travelguide to Victory!
Yano Chichelin
Greetings eCanadians! You might have seen this article, in that case or not, Today is our inaugural announcement for Yano Chichelin's CP bid, a very experienced, totally qualified and excellent candidate for country president. We will present our strategy for victory out for the public to see and hopefully to garner support.
The First Step: Preparing for the Roadtrip
The secret to the success of any roadtrip starts before you even start, and that is no different here. We hope anyone interested in Yano Chichelin's campaign will contact us to learn about how they can get involved to help insure Yano's victory.
The Second Step: Are We There Yet?
Because Yano Chichelin is such a good candidate, we want to seek every party in eCanada's nomination for the presidency, and also to win unanimously because of the raw talent offered by Yano. We will seek to keep our (presumably for now a joke) endorsement from the CPF, and an endorsement from the following parties:
Endorsed Already: CPF
Yet to Endorse: MDP, Clan Wolf, IPC, SoA, Forward Canada, UPC, PDC, USRP, MOO, and Ukrainian Party of eCanada
We hope every party that holds a primary will put our great candidate Yano Chichelin on their primary ballots.
The Third Step: Where Are We Going Again?
This is only the roadmap to victory, we plan on publishing policy articles at a later date past the Congress elections, but please show your support and let us know that you stand behind Yano! If you have any questions at all you can contact Yano directly, or instead his campaign manager Auk Rest. We hope everyone gets involved for this historic CP campaign!
Campaign Manager
-Yano Chichelin
Future CP of eCanada
Comments
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Yano4CP
Indeed.
Yano4CP
because.. you're yano and ya know it
I cant tell if this is for reals
Who's Yano?
This is Yano!
Auk's Commie multi?
Cool story, bro
I am not a multi!
I kid, I kid...
If Auk endorses him then im out
you really have it in for Auk, eh?
Yano Chichelin. Sounds Spanish to me.
MDP doesn't hold primaries.
Your picture frightens me. No vote!
But it's Marx Brothers!
Who the heck is Yano?
Homer 4CP x2
Homer 4CP x3