[XVI] The Scattering of Tongues

Day 4,830, 06:18 • Published in USA USA • by Dio Soryu

{Water of Fire}



So, I was just reading the most interesting article.

Now, I'm not sure but it sounded like he was coming out of the closet and I'm just super proud of you pal! Tell you what, I'll stop over later and we can install grindr on your phone and I'll wingtran for you. We're all really super-proud of your having the courage to tell the world that you're an Apache Attack Helicopter that's unabashedly attracted to muddy holes in the ground.

*clap*clap*clap*

Sooooo, anyhow. I was just looking at this article and it seemed a little funny to me. I don't know, maybe I'm just reading it wrong. Let's take a look toghether! Golly, this should be fun!

"Lets see why and analyse why the 4 actives members in SFP picked Planck for CP election ( Other than obvious partisanship )"

Now... I look forward to the analysis, but here I have to wonder. Is there some sort of obligation they have to be 'non-partisan' in the choice of candidate they support for office? Sounds like the criticism of someone who hasn't really thought about it and thinks that 'partisan' like 'sounds mean' or something. Are you suggesting they should choose one you personally approve of? It's a little mystifying that you seem to think you should have some authority in their party. If you want that, shouldn't you join their party?

"- Has twice served as President of the United States. ( During USA weakest and slowest time.. I mean, Ajay would've beat him if he ran .. )"

Hm. Do you have any metrics to back that up? I'm not really sure about the relevance, either. Ajay runs a botnet that CG is currently using to contradict his every ethical 'belief' in order to make sure only he and the people he likes can play with this broken toy. Sounds like you're accusing him of not being a f'kin' loser. You might wanna develop that more.

"- Has served in the US Congress a dozen times. ( Never brought any significant contribution.. Much like Biden in RL )"

Just gonna let you think that was a slamdunk; reckon if you don't know Congress's contribution is not typically significant, in general, probably explaining wouldn't help.

"- Is the founder of the Co-operative Movement, a new approach to the economics module. ( Useless stuff.. I wouldn't brag about that personally)"

*glances up at everything up to here*

Uh... huh. What would you brag about?
The clever, cutting jibes you post in comments when you're mad about stuff? Because you should definitely brag about those. You are quite the cut-up.

"- Has sat in the Little Red Chair of the Revolutionary Committee of the SFP an astounding 7 times. ( More useless stuff.. like most of his time on erep )"

Seems like your every complaint here is, 'well, like I don't care tho'. Okay? Then why are you responding? It just seems like you have nothing to say or really anything in the way of relevant criticism and like you don't want to be doing this and are forcing yourself?

"- Is one of the few recipients of the "medicus bonae voluntatis" (MBv -- Doctor of Good Will) from the SFP's Free University of Phoenix Quinn (FUPQ), for having completed the course on "Combatting Tyranny" with the highest possible honors. ( ok ... that's enough .. I'm about to cry from laughing so hard.. )"

Legit, that's the first one that's kinda just bullshit. Probably would have delivered more impact if you weren't basically just repeating yourself.

"- Seek unity across party lines. ( Bullshit ... SFP is thriving on division )"

Hm. Not sure, pardner but I think you might be talking about your special feelies which, in this case, just comes off like whining.
"- Continue being a good partner to Asteria. ( Good luck with that.. They dont care much about whiners and snowflakes )"


Aw, were they mean to you champ? Well, I don't think you're a whiney, mealy-mouthed, snowflake, little f'kin coward. You're just special. My big special boy! Don't you worry, if they're that mean about it then they aren't really your friends anyway!

"- Have a frequent and lively press presence. ( yah .. login once or twice a week .. )"

lmfao holy shit dude, I haven't logged in for like two years and my press is better than yours. It doesn't take everyone that long to type.

"- No more chicken-branding of everything. Reset names and banners of government programs and papers. ( National orgs and paper are fine the way they are for the past 11 years.. so here again.. useless stuff.. )"

Dunno, feel like I'd be pretty appreciative of that one.

What kinda blows my mind about all of this, though, is that... yeah, that's plenty of experience. Actually, I have just barely any executive experience in this game and don't even know the buttons and, yeah, it'd be fine. This isn't actually rocket science. I'd strap a random 15 year old on ritalin in the oval office a month just to get a little shake up. You sound like you're literally brand-new and logged in yesterday.

I'm curious, what do you actually even do?
Do they keep you around to feed the botnet?
Do they ever tie a circuit board around your neck, so the bots will play with you?
Are you looking forward to seeing this f'kin' constantly?

IS EVERYONE READY TO SEE ME DAB ON THIS BOX OF FUCKIN' ROCKS DAILY?

Ah, god.. I'm already having too much fun.

:fingerguns @ Groot:
Have a good one, ya chickenshit shriveled little walnut, you.