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Dateline: Thursday, October 12th, 2020 (Day 4710)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

1: Cyber Attack
2: Real News
3: ReWa Update



1: Cyber Attack

“Sir, we have a situation.” zRTx, like many nights in the past, found himself waking the president up in the middle of the night with unfortunate news. This time, it was an apparent split in the Dioist church. A fringe of the Eastern Orthodox Dioist sect, led by now-wanted expat Rainy Sunday, had caught wind of some classified human sacrifice events, and made a big stink about it not being ‘Dio’s true way’ or whatever. Human sacrifice was just so fun, though, who would want to give it up? Especially when Paul was the sacrifice. He always made a good sacrifice.

The Eastern Orthodox Dioists, though, had decided to bring ‘Dio’s divine punishment’ down on the government or whatever. Some private channels were compromised, some classified info was leaked, yada yada, another day, another bit of drama.

Quickly, RT brought Tyler up to speed on the situation. Tyler, with record speed, got PiZ on the phone and took back full control over the government comm channels. The event was over in under an hour, and it didn’t even disrupt our ReWa efforts.

Sometimes, all these mini crises were beginning to feel too routine. RT had one of the most ‘exciting’ (for lack of a better word) jobs in the eUS, and yet, even this position started to feel monotonous after a while. The MoD stood and waited as TB got off the phone with the man behind the servers.

“Do you ever feel like this job isn’t challenging enough, Mr. Prez?” He asked.

“What do you mean? We’re fighting our butts off coordinating ReWa, and we just defended against a cyber attack. That’s plenty challenging.” RT thought for a moment.

“Yeah… you’re right, I guess. I’ll see you in a couple hours, then. The next fruit drop is at 12:00 ERT.” Tyler switched off his alarm clock an hour before it was supposed to go off.

“Yeah, see you soon, RT.”

zRTx no sooner left the president’s bedroom and rounded the corner when he came upon the desecrated corpse of Paul Proteus, who, although he had been sacrificed less than a week before, seemed to always reincarnate somehow. He didn’t even have time to say hi this time before dying again, it seemed. Intestines were strewn haphazardly over the expensive carpet and wallpaper, and an ominous ‘Dio will bring justice to the gluttonous, misogynistic cabal your nation has become!’ was written on the wall in his blood. Charming.

RT stopped just short of calling out Paul’s name, as Paul was usually the one assigned to janitor duty. Even he needed some time in between each reincarnation, though, so it seemed RT had to do this dirty task before the blood seeped in and left a stain. Just great.



2: Real News

If you couldn’t infer from above, forums were down for some time Sunday night into Monday morning, following one of the forum admins, Rainy Sunday, going rogue and leaking classified info. Control was gotten over the situation miraculously fast. Thank you to PiZ for being there when we needed him.

AFA has not shown significant growth since last publication.

Congress has been relatively quiet.

Another day, another drama, another situation solved.



3: ReWa Update

A couple of our TWs have been benched for now. We did this to give ourselves more control over our DPS for ReWa. Sorry for the temporary shortage of RW medals. Following ReWa, we will have even more room for TWs in our cores than we did before, so fear not. There will be plenty to farm.

We missed fruit a few more times, however we are learning and improving. Human sacrifices are up 20%, and we’ve started communicating more with Lithuania and other TW partners of ours about when each country will push for a resource. This will reduce competition and unify some of our efforts.

Our current standings in ReWa are 4/10, we have cattle, iron, aluminum, and fish. We have 25+ days to get 6 more resources with the help of our friends.

Don’t forget, go to eUS discord channel and hit up #warplanning an hour and a half before each resource drop (announced on national feed) for fighting orders! Walls will need to be flipped, and orders will change minute-to-minute. The patience and participation of as many fighters as possible is required to secure our production bonuses for years to come. No pressure or anything.

Come help out!
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