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[WHPR] Artela is President

Day 1,994, 15:59 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
White House Press Report – Day 1,994: Artela is President

God save the Queen

Dateline: Wednesday, May 6th (Day 1,994)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR
1. Artela President
2. Inside MUs
3. War Report
4. Webcomic of the Day

Artela Elected
Secretary of Media Paul Proteus

That would be Artela in case you didn't know

Congratulations and welcome to Artela, this months President of these eUnited States. She'll have a lot to deal with, including issues abroad and internal. She'll get to deal with America's relatively new role in CoT and work with citizens within the eUS and will be President during the inception of AIM. It seems daunting, but Artela's no stranger to the office, and there's no reason to doubt this next month will be anything but great.

Congrats Artela, Looking Forward to a Great Month

Also interesting to note, Artela won with over 66% of the vote, an improvement from Vanek last month and over double RGR's 28.34%. Good job America.

Now, from the forum, here is Artela's cabinet:

President: Artela
Vice President: Duncan Crowe

Chief of Staff: Molly Emma

Secretary of War: Cromstar
Deputies SoD: Lemon Vodka, Jude Connors, AlexJ1890

Secretary of State: New Azazel
Deputies Secretary of State: Hale26, derphoof, kody5
Director of Ambassadorial Affairs: BlackBaroness

Secretary of the Interior: Othere
Deputy SoI: Kodos

Secretary of Education: Mazzy Cat
Deputy SoE Mercurius 100 and Wild Owl

Secretaries of Media: Paul Proteus
Deputies SoM*: Clint Carmel, George Armstrong Custer
eRadio Director: Jude Connors
eNPR Host: Artela

DHS Director: kody5

Secretary of the Treasury: Kemal Ergenekon

*undergoing changes

Heres to a great cabinet, and another great month of writing for you guys~

AIM and other MUs
WHPR Writer Mr. Swagg

First off, I would like to shout out to Vanek26, for being a great President for the past two months. He has been outstanding on both the internal and external fronts. Our position in CoT was both finalized and stabilized, and we were given two nice training wars and an additional resource bonus. He has While it is traditional for CPs to take a small break after their term(s), I hope Vanek doesn’t take it easy for too long, he is a great dude who can and hopefully will continue to make the eUSA greater. But, enjoy your break, take as much time as you need man.

According to this photo take by our team of ePaparazzi, it would appear that Vanek is enjoying his little break. And would ya look at that! It appears he’s found himself a nice lady-friend. Good job dude

Now to business. Military Units. The first real communities that we find ourselves in, they can often determine who we become as players. The eUSA has a TON of different MUs, each with their own distinct culture. I myself have been in four different MUs (TC, Army, Rogue Squadron and Air Force), and they were all vastly different from each other. The Department of Education published a series of articles about some of the largest MUs, but due to time restraints, there were a vast number of significant MUs that were left out. The Articles can be found here (Yeah, those were written by me, what of it?)

However, given that these were done in about a weeks time, the list is VERY far from being complete. Recently, something new was created, the USA’s Alliance of Independent Militias (AIM). Now, these guys do not follow government orders, which has created some controversy. These MUs clearly are fighting for the eUS and against her enemies and deserve respect, however, I do think that respect is a two way street. We are in CoT now, and Americans should fight for CoT. We are the same America, we are staying true to most of our longtime friends, and reuniting with some that we lost along the way. We will always oppose Serbia, and all of her friends (suck-ups) and allies (servants). The eUS government isn't commenting here on the actions of AIM, only illuminating players to the MU scene around them.

AIM consists of several very significant MUs, all with their own different culture and atmosphere. Here are just some of the many:

Praetorian Guards- One of the core members of AIM, new-ish MU, but growing fast.
Easy Company- Former MU of the federalist party, a very large and still-growing MU.
The eUS Military- Former official MU system of the US government (A LONG time ago). Now independently run and funded. Consists of the Training Corps, the US Army, the Airborne, the National Guard, the Mobile Infantry, and the Marine Corps. (Link is to the Army)
Seal Team 6- Former member of the USAF, now independent. Very hard hitters, mainly a D4 MU.
Cannon Cockers- Democratically run, independent MU that prides itself on its sense of community and levels of activity.
VMA-12]The Black Sheep- Independent MU created by a group of officers who broke away from the Air Force.
Sons of Liberty- Originally the MU of a 6th party, the Bastards of Liberty, now simply an independent MU.
The Revolutionary Army- Independent MU with affiliation to the Revolutionary Party.
The Activity- Fairly new and rapidly growing MU.

There are of course other military units as well including:
Special Forces
Citizens MU

And many others, which you can find at the bottom of the whpr!

Now I'd like to introduce the White House Press Report team for the month:

George Armstrong Custer. “I look good. And I mean really good. Hey everyone, come see how good I look!”

Me, Mr. Swagg. “I’m the stylish one of the group.”

Clint Carmel. “WHAMMY!”

Hale26. “People like me because I am polite, and rarely late.”

We are, the WHPR News Team!

The War Report
WHPR War Correspondent Hale26

You know, I'm starting to think the T isn't silent

Before getting into the promised war summaries (that I now get paid twice as much nothing to make), we'd like to give some words on the recently signed MPP with Croatia

Originally being with us since....well, forever, Croatia has always shown itself to be a loyal ally. Though their EDEN stance and our little experimentation with CTRL put some distance in the relationship, ties have always remained strong. Be it ATO help, Americans helping in RWs to screw with Serbia...we've always had strong bonds.

With that we are proud to announce that our MPP with Croatia has been re-signed. In the words of our president Artela, "We are delighted to have re-gained our MPP with our brothers in Croatia and look forward to closer ties with them once again"

As a testimony to our friendship, we ask that all eAmericans comment on this article by the Croatian government-

Some say spending time apart can hurt a relationship. Cause feelings to be misunderstood, views to harden...etc. Others say that spending time apart only strengths the solid, healthy grounds that relationship is built on.

As shown by the Croatian ATO help, 'Murican Serb screwing and abandonment of what may of happened in the past- Our case is in the latter.

Hail Croatia !
Hail USA !
Hail CoT !

(Warning- Following war reports may contain incredulous amounts of Epic Win. Please consult with your doctor before viewing)

Russian TW with Sweden- Meatballs, they compel me !

Our long-time ally Russia is currently engaged in a TW with Sweden, a member of ASGARD. Russia has been short on enemies since fending off the Polish, so this war was a welcome change of pace. On a more homefront related note, this MPP war gives us something to do as well.

Besides Germany's treaty exchange with Poland, inquisition of Norway and Bulgaria's epic war against Romania , there isn't much in terms of battles. Russia's front is providing a welcome way to keep everyone's Meat-Ball loving war-mongers satisfied. Who said nothing good came from Ikealand ?

Germany-Poland war- Has Poland gone mad !?!
Little side note- The German-Poland war isn't serious.

Some here have been a bit worried ever since Poland started their invasion of the mighty Germarkian empire. Many thought poor ol'Poland had finally lost her wits. I mean, invading the Germarkian empire with only 1 NE front? Practical suicide right there.

But nah, we can all breathe a sigh of relief; Germark has granted Poland permission to reclaim Saxony, so they can access their empire. Germark will let Poland take their cores, then cut off the NE at Syddanmark. From there Germark will retake all territories agreed upon in the original treaty.

In short, Poland will be given permission to continue their existence. No need to send relief packages just yet.

Colombian-Mexican Truce.

While we're not completely sure what's going down, it seems the Colombia and Mexico are trying to make a truce/NAP of sorts. We're supportive of all moves our Mexican friends make, and are willing to provide any support they need.
We also hope Colombia keeps up their side of the deal in whatever agreement the 2 nations come to.

Bulgaria takes Romanian Border Regions- Gets some Oil

Bulgaria has massively turned the tables since the loss at Ruse, rallying their forces around a massive victory in Vidin. After the win in Vidin, Bulgarian forces crossed into the border regions of Dobrogea, Oltenia, and the strategic oil region of Muntenia. Romania is now down by 20% for weapons production.

Romania, having just done a massive alliance switch, has been recieving dismal allied help for these battles. While many of these wins were hard fought, it seems the damage-hood of TWO just isn't willing to help out their new buddy Romania.

Finally, concerned observers will probably have noticed Ruse is still in Romanian hands. The only reason for this is that Ruse, being a Bulgarian core region, can be freed with a RW. "So why use a NE attack on it?", is the prevailing logicz.

Web-Comic of the Day

Today's webcomic is once again, Garfield minus Garfield, Enjoy~

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If you miss any live radio show, you can listen at your leisure, at eNPR Oval Office Radio.

Recommended Reading:

Dept of Education: [DoE] Library of Informative Links
This is the complete and comprehensive list of all resources available to US players.
Dept of Interior: [DoI] Free Stuff for America
Free stuff, fairly self explanatory
WHPR: [WHPR] Civil Service Job Fair
Want a job working in Civil Service? Click here!

Media Around the Net
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On the Forums
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Othere Day 1,994, 16:08

Excellent article, thanks guys!

Edelmann Day 1,994, 16:14

Link to Pickle's Patriots is dead, and the recruitment link for ST6 is outdated, the recent one is

Edelmann Day 1,994, 16:14

Without the dot, of course.

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,994, 16:19

Thanks for the update, will be fixed as soon as I have time 🙂

Cubby Day 1,994, 16:33

There's US-AIM, and there's "other military units." Well, the propaganda was much more successful than anticipated. Nice work PP!

Alexander Macedon
Alexander Macedon Day 1,994, 16:43


The Mike
The Mike Day 1,994, 16:48

Congrats, Artela o/

Roper 70
Roper 70 Day 1,994, 16:59

It's VMA-214* Baaaaaaa

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,994, 17:12

lol, it's been resigned? you mean re-signed. Fail

kavinaugh Day 1,994, 18:30

watch the new series on History, RGR: american grammar nazi

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,994, 19:50

premiering right after other historical classics such as Ax Men and Ice Road Truckers!

kavinaugh Day 1,994, 20:16

for once, i agree with your sarcasm:)

ligtreb Day 1,994, 17:19

Proteus and team are awesome.

Skorpion 35
Skorpion 35 Day 1,994, 17:50

Artela, give me your phone number 🙂 o7

Hale26 Day 1,994, 18:32

But ~ "People like me because I'm polite and rarely late." Paul would attest otherwise xD

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,994, 19:18

Yes, yes I would :3

Hale26 Day 1,994, 19:26

Love you Paul :3

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,994, 19:26


Hale26 Day 1,994, 19:27

< 3

Bruce Killah
Bruce Killah Day 1,994, 19:35

Sex Panther, I have nothing more to say

NueveOcho Day 1,995, 00:53

Lets be Turk for a day and ask this:

Will she show tits?

The Original Hawkie
The Original Hawkie Day 1,995, 03:31

"God save the Queen"

Really... FSM save the President.

The Original Hawkie
The Original Hawkie Day 1,995, 03:36

And, I usually don't comment corrections BUT:

"our MPP with Croatia has been resigned."

Resigned and re-signed mean two very different things. If the MPP was resigned, we would no longer have it.

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,995, 03:43

I have no idea what you're talking about 😛

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,995, 03:43

*: P

The Original Hawkie
The Original Hawkie Day 1,995, 03:47

Icwutudidthar : P

Hale26 Day 1,995, 19:04

Leave me alone Hawkie ;_;

The Original Hawkie
The Original Hawkie Day 1,996, 00:31

I sorry : /

Black Baroness
Black Baroness Day 1,995, 07:05

great article 🙂

fingerguns Day 1,995, 07:12

proteus for poteus

Is it true Hale killed someone with a trident?

ya I saw that,

Hale26 Day 1,995, 19:04


/me throws Paul's body into a corner. Re-inflates "better-Paul"

Hale26 Day 1,995, 19:05

But if you must know, it was a wooden spoon.

Colonel W Kurac Day 1,996, 06:55

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Strength and Honour

Daniel Day Lewis
Daniel Day Lewis Day 1,995, 14:28

nice article

Iamnameless Day 1,995, 14:52

Good article; I feel more informed.

Colonel W Kurac Day 1,996, 06:53

Comment deleted

X.O.X.O Day 1,995, 17:04

Mine favorit and vote 😃

stewy Day 1,995, 18:45

"The eUS government isn't commenting here on the actions of AIM"
*notes the irony of this being a gov paper*

"Now, these guys do not follow government orders, which has created some controversy"

I think you meant to say that "these guys do not HAVE to follow gov orders since they're independent" and that you're happy we follow them 99% of the time b/c we want to, not b/c we HAVE to..

Xvidian Day 1,995, 23:25

I don't even like soccer

Delyruin Day 1,996, 01:18

We all know that Zelda woman NEVER puts out.

Thorin II Oakenshield
Thorin II Oakenshield Day 1,996, 01:19


Cyber Witch
Cyber Witch Day 1,996, 06:16

"The eUS Military- Former official MU system of the US government (A LONG time ago). Now independently run and funded. Consists of the Training Corps, the US Army, the Airborne, the National Guard, the Mobile Infantry, and the Marine Corps."
You used our proper name. This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thank you.

Now, would someone PLEASE start a WAR?

Colonel W Kurac Day 1,996, 06:44

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Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,996, 10:11


Lonestar 2
Lonestar 2 Day 1,996, 13:46

So... why does the paper give links at the bottom for only some of the AIM MUs? Just curious.

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