[WHPR] All Hail The Chief, The Schu Challenge, Note From The Editor, Help Wanted

Day 3,061, 21:01 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Dateline: Thursday, April 7th. (Day 3,061)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House


Today’s WHPR Contents:
1. All Hail The Chief
2. The Schu Challenge
3. Notes From The Editor
4. Help Wanted





All Hail The Chief
Joey3790, Co-Secretary of Media


Melissa Rose, President/Dictatress of the United States of America


It’s finally official. After a long campaign and a fierce battle on the 5th, Melissa Rose has come off victorious. She’s been elected as the CP/D of the eUSA. Congratulations!! All hail The Queen, or something like that.

Are you ready for this month? Her Highness Melissa has a lot of plans that she can’t wait to accomplish. In fact, she has already gotten started. First on her list is Taking Care of the Community. If you haven’t read the latest DoCA article, I encourage you to do so. After all, it is for you, the American people. Then there’s Aramec summing up The First Day. We’re all excited to see what April has in store for us. Good luck to you Melissa and to your administration this month!
Roses for everyone!





The Schu Challenge #1
James Schubert, Co-Secretary of Media




The fun continues weekly of “The Schu Challenge” again this month.

How it works: I pose one quiz question per week in the WHPR, and the first eUS citizen that answers correctly in comments section will win a prize. Each week there will be a different prize. Can’t tell you much beyond that but it is expected the final weekly Schu question of Melissa Rose’s CP term will be a juicy prize.


Schu Challenge Question #1

Prize: 50 Q5 Tickets


In 1985, Wilma Mankiller became the first woman to lead what Indian nation??

A. Sioux
B. Iroquois
C. Cherokee
D. Apache





Notes From The Editor:
Introductions and Settling In
Joey3790, Co-Secretary of Media


Hi there, my name is Joey. Some of you may know me, some of you may not. Over the last few months I come to like writing articles for the National Media Team. I’ve gone from asking to join the media team in January, to being asked to join in February, to not even being asked but flat out drafted to the team in March. Now, I’m one of the two guys managing the team. I am excited for this month!

I’ve never been in a Cabinet before. The White House is impressive up close. So white and house-like. But this is where business takes place. On the first day we all got our offices. There was only 1 desk in the media room. James got the desk, but I at least got a draw! On the first day Melissa brought in fresh flowers to replace the dead flowers Israel forgot to water. Even the plastic flowers were dried and shriveled looking. There are now roses on every table, on every doorpost, in every bathroom, even roses on the ceiling. Melissa also gave roses to her cabinet members. Something about branding. I got a white rose. It’s a good thing I brought my crayons. Going to give it some color. Now if only I could get a map to this place. I keep walking into strange rooms.

I’m excited to finally get to work doing something I’ve only recently come to enjoy. I you enjoy reading this month’s WHPR’s as much as I will writing them!






Help Wanted


Do you like to write? Would you like to be part of a fast paced and successful team? Why not join this month’s National Media Team? We currently have openings for anyone wanting to write. Benefits include a nice environment to work in, access to the media room now stocked with cookies, inside knowledge of what we are going to publish in the next WHPR, and a once-in-a-lifetime chance to chat with the President from time to time. Anyone interested please contact James or Joey.




Thanks for reading!

Sincerely,

Your Media Team,
James Schubert
Joey3790