[WHPR] A Credible Threat
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Friday, February 27th, 2015 (Day 2655)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
: 1: A Credible Threat
: 2: Move to Colorado
: 3: Camp Freedom and Camp Democracy
: 4: America Wishes Foreign Nations Peace & Prosperity
A Credible Threat
My Fellow Patriots,
We have reports of a credible threat against eAmerican soverignty.
Enemy troops have begun plotting, scheming and collecting funds. They plan to attempt a civil war against America in an order to install their own puppet dictator.
To those plotting we urge you to reconsider and we remind you that all your actions will have an equal and opposite reaction. We also promise the following:
America will defend to the last man against any and all foreign invaders.
America will be successful and will repel any and all attacks.
and then,
America will get its revenge and hellfire will rain down upon you with the vengance of a thousand Gods.
We will conquer your regions and then, when we occupy your country and bring you American Freedom, we will use our full force to install our dictator in your country and introduce you to American Democracy.
TO ALL OUR ENEMIES WE PROMISE FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY.
This is not a threat.
This is not a warning.
This is a promise.
America will defend,
America will overcome,
America will avenge.
Move to Colorado
To the American people, we urge vigilance. We also request that all citizens move to the region of COLORADO immediately in order to defend against any Civil War, should one break out.
The Department of the Interior is running a program where they will donate you the ticket so you can move at no cost. Please read this article, fill out the form and move to Colorado at no cost to you.
Camp Freedom and Camp Democracy
America has two foreign bases, Camp Freedom which consists of regions in the former Czechoslovakia and Camp Democracy, our strategic base in North Korea.
Any threat direct or indirect, by hostile nations, to remove us from these regions will be met with the full wrath of our military industrial machine.
Our bases are for peacekeeping purposes only and serve no aggressive purpose.
America Wishes Foreign Nations Peace & Prosperity
To the nations of the eWorld we wish to transmit the following message of goodwill.
The United States of America has full bonus in its core regions and seeks no foreign colonies or foreign wars of aggressions. America seeks friendship and peaceful relations with other nations, we wish you prosperity and hope for your good fortune, but we would like to warn you to not confuse our kindness for weakness.
Your White House Media Team:
Minister of Propaganda, smee was here
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/260589/1 Be sure to check in every day and welcome our new citizens to eUSA!
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Comments
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I SUPPORT GREEKS TERRORISTS
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/yo-no-apoyo-a-los-terroristas-griegos-pero-ellos-si--2501999/1/20
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o7
I STAND READY!
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smee write this? it's quite good.
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Thanks for the help to Pakistan guys, I'll be there on your side too.
Let's bring some democracy to all these 3rd world countries who are so unorganized they don't even have forums.
Btw, you guys should attempt dictatorships in a few small countries to gain more strategic bases.
This is really sad Propoganda.
Do you people even try anymore?
Philistine!
I accept your freely given wishes of goodwill.
Canada shall prosper and have good fortunes under my dictatorship rule. May our peace and friendship last another year.
Does today end in y?
If so then kill a Kanadian.
America Wishes Foreign Nations Peace & Prosperity:
Give freedom to the Czech Republic regions which are still occupied as a result of violation of egreement between USA and eCR ("Resource wars" came to an end)!
Give freedom to our land and we will prosper!
who? where? how? WHAT?
★★★PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE★★★
o7
AJAY 4 FÜHRER
Teddy makes me think of dmj. 🙁
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'Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or other public officials.' ~Theodore Roosevelt
The one golden nugget of advice given by this highly biased political mouthpiece....
Another winner smee! Dave was here.
Wow, this might be the most pandering, trollish WHPR I've read in years.
Good job.
Bring it on you dictators !!! (polishing the nukes) can't wait to see you try 😉
There is only one God silly.
Depends who you ask! Can be anywhere from Zero to Thousands, or an honest I don't know... .
Several independent militias are stationed in Colorado. We are here to defend it, not overthrow it.
(If that matters.)
FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY
This article seems to be incredibly belligerent. Do we live in a junta? Installing democracy? Where is the evidence of this threat?
If this is an official article of the government, I am afraid to say I do not have much faith in that government. Let us give up this reckless imperialism! No more propaganda. Open and honest governance.
defense above all.
vengeance will follow.
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A surefire way to stop such a plot would be to install our own dictator first!!
"We have reports of a credible threat against eAmerican soverignty."
Alright, so you just publicly announced your knowledge of this threat. That means whoever/whatever is now informed of your supposed knowledge, yet you choose to not share that knowledge with the ecitizens.
I usually vote the WHPR columns but this is extremely poor and I find it rather irritating. We aren't peasants serving a ruler, we're ecitizens of an ecountry. We elect our public servants. This article comes across to me as if my egovernment doesn't feel that way.