>What I would do if I was CP of USA for a week?

Day 1,996, 11:35 • Published in USA USA • by ArcNox
How horrifying

Well, for the sake of hypotheticals, let's get started.

My very first act in office would be to declare war on Spain. Canada is our hat, and it's about time we took it back from the hands of the pig disgusting Spaniards.


obligatory

Then after the soldiers of Dio had rid North America of pigs, we would march on a glorious jihad across europe, and destroy the homeland of the pigs once and for all


Imagine it, a world without Swedes

When all of this inevitably fails I would then attempt to embezzle all the money I possibly could, thus leading to my impeachment and the end of my one week term.

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