[WGC] eCanada Reaches New Heights!

Day 503, 20:00 • Published in Canada Canada • by Dade Pendwyn
*The following is an article from a Member Paper of the Writers' Guild of Canada

Well it's a great day for Canadian politics as we've smashed both the total voter turnout and voter percentage turnout, the latter being by far the most impressive. According to the eRepublik stats, which are inexorably the most reliable around, we had a whopping 6181% voter turnout.


According to these facts eCanada has a population of 11.0015 people who somehow managed to vote 61.81 times each. Many Canadians are surprised by this startlingly low population, but they shouldn't be. If eRepublik says it's true, then it must be. When reached for comment returning Prime Minister Bruck had the following to say:

"I'd like to thank everyone who voted 61.81 times for me. Your individual dozens of votes may seem insignificant, but were actually vital in getting me elected. For this you have my gratitude."

After the official interview was over Bruck expanded upon his comments.

"So you really think they'll buy all that gratitude BS if you publish it? God knows in order to get elected I had to use more multis than I wanted to. I think the 6000% voter turnout is a little glitch by-product of the auto-multi software I was using. Hey this is all off the record, right?"

When reached for comment on MSN Messenger Dominik had this to say in reply:

"Tony and Linda just told me to try these red tablets I saw at their place, Acai berry. They get them for $5 and they swear they lost weight, 23 pounds in two weeks. Anyways, I seen them both and wow they lost a lot of weight it really shows. http://datesell.com."

So there you have it. 11 Canadians plus one very, very small Canadian came out on April 5th and voted around 5 dozen times each. Clearly, Canadians have climbed to a new plateau of political involvement, and for this we should be extremely proud.