[WC4CP] Cleaver For CP - Because I Can

Day 1,529, 16:56 • Published in Canada Canada • by Wally Cleaver


Firstly, I would like to announce that after an extensive polling process, the members of Norsefire - MOO Chapter have decided to select myself as the February Presidential candidate. Thank you for your love, trust and support.



Being Country President requires a significant amount of work and to take it all upon your shoulders leads to burn out and frustration. That is why strong Cabinet members is only essential to the success of any President. As such, I have carefully selected the following individuals:


Vice President – Kronos Q. A former Country President who has made himself available for questions or advice to any eCanadian, KQ is a prime example of what is needed in a VP.

Minister of Defence – JFstpierre. Current Minister of Defence and member of CAF High Command, JFstpierre is the best choice there is for MoD. JFstpierre has shown a desire to mentor young MU leaders and other new eCanadians.

Deputy to Minister of Defence – Simon Boucher-Ruest. A new citizen, Simon has shown that he has an interest in the future eCanada and a desire to be involved. Learning from JFstpierre will provide Simon a strong base to build upon for the future.

Minister of Foreign Affairs – Xichael. As Current Chair of the Ambassador Corps and a former MoFA, Xichael has shown that he has the skills to deal with other countries of the world on behalf of eCanada.

Deputy to Minister of Foreign Affairs – Coolmanos. Consistently, looking for some way to be active within his party, Coolmanos has proven that he wants to be involved. dMoFA will provide Coolmanos with a means to be more involved in his country.

Minister of Finance – Etemenanki. Having served many terms as MoF, Etemenanki has proven that he is capable of handling the countries finances.

Adviser to the President - Jacobi. What can you say, 8-time President and god-Emperor of eCanada. That's right, he's coming back from the dead just for this.

Super Awesome Spam Captain - Chewytaz! Chewy has consistently proven, despite prolonged computer technical issues, to show a continual desire to spam everything and will be more than capable to fill this position.

Minister of Alcoholism - Acacia Mason. Acacia has proven once again that he can handle his booze. On this very night, Mr. Mason has consumed twenty-eight $4 martinis at his local bowling alley. I am proud to have him in the Executive.


The above people have all confirmed their desire to work with Wally 2.0 but may heavily deny as they feel it will reflect negatively on their future political careers.


One week from now, we will be going to the polls to determine the direction the country take for the next month. We need active leadership. On February 5th, vote for a hard worker, vote for a proven performer, vote for Wally Cleaver.