[USC] Rylde Proudly Presents
Rylde
After a hard fought party election, membership has spoken and they wish for the nation to know that there a bunch of sheep. So I'm proud to present to the nation The United Sheep Coalition.
Its my day off from work so I wasted no time changing the name and Logo to better reflect the party and its new beliefs.
He who controls the 2 clickers can't count on them for Jack Sh*t!!!
I have started off the birth of this new and proud party by making a peace offering to the mostly intelligent old guard of the party.
There is alot of political talent in this party and it would be irresponsible of me not to let them represent our nation and my party in congress. So I have offered Lance lucky, Alias Vision, TheSmoke, Klop123, Exalted Druid and Bryan Alexander spots in the next congressional election.
The only catch is I get to refer to them as My sheep dogs.
Creating a smooth transition to our new glory is a give and take relationship and I'd be lying if I didn't have alterior motives with this ploy.
By putting the best and brightest from the old guard on the congressional ballot it will give the sheep recognizable names to vote for while mixing in a few of my own who support me 100%. Giving them no real cause to jump ship.
I need to ensure some cooperation from my future Sheep dogs so for everyone that declines my generous offer I shall put in there place one of DVMs trolls starting with DMV himself.
Its a well known fact among the old CPF elite I've always had a vendetta against the CPFs primary as I've never been endorsed by the party for CP. Once even after winning the damn thing. So for my vengeance I'm doing away with it and this party will finally endorse its new God king this coming CPs elections as it should have done all those years ago.
Better late than never for justice to be done.
The old CPF had gotten fat and lazy as is the curse of being the largest party in this nation. To long they sat upon there golden throne looking down there noses at the rest of the political parties taking there power and position for granted.
If your the top party in the nation with around 100 members you should be able to easily defend yourself from outside threats. After back to back months of being exposed for the weak disorganized institution they had become hopefully they learn to get there house in order. The strongest party in the country cannot be internally weak and vulnerable.
I always go about things in my own backwards way for lulz but there is method to the madness. You may scoff at me for this but I guarantee a stronger party will come of this and it will be for the better of the nation.
Otherwise its just another EPIC that went under the knife with a whimper.
To guarantee something good comes of this I will fight tooth and nail for what is now mine. This shepard will protect his new flock of sheep. You want the Sheep back your going to have to come take them from me. If you succeed you will be stronger and more united than ever.
Side Note
Anyone else see the sideshow leader of Clan Loser thinking the world cares that a political party was taken over in a small country. Easily makes him look like a pathetic whiner on the world stage and that's a good thing for this nation.
This is a man that has no fight in him and rolls over at the first sign of distress like his CP terms of old. His latest exploit is wanting to surrender to anyone willing to come take us over to fix our politics???
Really WTF goes through that delusional mind of his. The whole country should give up because 1/10th of a countries populace lost a political party in a war simulator. I'm sure the world is lining up to come resolve this issue. I guess his goal is to make us appear weak on the international stage.
But don't worry because he has over 800 friends on his on his profile so everything is well in hand. Just wait until he starts in on his facebook friends then were really in for it.
You can't make up this kind of gold. The best part is he believes in this garbage and its awesome. Never change Onion every court needs its jester.
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Voted for Truth!
The Truth will set you free....
"You can't make up this kind of gold. The best part is he believes in this garbage and its awesome. Never change Onion every court needs a jester."
Though his grammar sucks, his mind does produce some gems.
ha ha ha. Hate me Rylde. Have nightmares of me and tell your family how I am all you think about.
You think small and that is your worst fault.
I think large and I am playing large. Time to play on the world stage and show them how fun things are over here in eCan.
Dont like it? Cry to Leo or Rolo or someone who gives a damn.
There's no hate here and I'm not crying at all. If I was I would message all the world leaders about my problems lmao.
lol the hell you are not crying 😛 The sheer amount of attention you are giving this and me screams your tre feelings.
Poor little Rylde is all upset that I am exposing you for who you are. Well I guess you wont be a big fan of my next article lol
he even messaged me... like I give a shit, I was too busy organising my own PTO of the eUK's Top 2 parties...
"Have nightmares of me and tell your family how I am all you think about."
Are you talking to Rylde or your Russian friend?
Vote Toad for cp.
The Moose haven't just gone and died, silly Rylde
"membership has spoken...."
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Would have been better if the CPF membership had spoken.
Apparently they can't be bothered with little things like protecting there party.
I suppose it did need protecting from the dishonest ... a common problem. I see your point. I can't help wonder if Alias, Klop etc are going to be the getaway car drivers --
Politics is by its own nature dishonest work.
Where was the dishonesty? Rylde's campaign article spelled his plans out quite clearly.
"Otherwise its just another EPIC that went under the knife with a whimper.
To guarantee something good comes of this I will fight tooth and nail for what is now mine. This shepard will protect his new flock of sheep. You want the Sheep back your going to have to come take them from me. If you succeed you will be stronger and more united than ever."
This all sounds so…familiar.
(hint: the tone actually goes nowhere, except to chase its own tail, you might say)
Not sure if this noise is about honesty or more about fairplay.
Seems that what’s unfair is taking away someone’s ball in the middle of a game, and then ask them to play ‘fetch’ as your lapdog in order to keep playing with that borrowed ball. That’s probably an inaccurate analogy because eRepublik is such a more complicated game of politics than simple playground ones. Right?
Let’s hope so.
well done Rylde 🙂
While I absolutely do not support Oinyo's caged monkey impersonation (although it'd be better with actual cages), I do think your for-the-lulz party Presidency can only backfire here in the long run. I recommend you do the right thing soon.
You are such a fool. You have no idea who Rylde is lol. DOnt worry. I used to be like you. One day you will quit, be snuffed out or stand up for yourself and your country. Until then you can continue to cry on the sidelines while doing absolutely zero for the country.
You didn't quit. you had a much bigger problem to deal with.
No, no, see, you're confused on the grammar. I know English can be a difficult language, but there's a difference between "for the country" and "to the country." Now go on and explain again about how calling for a foreign occupation is a good thing.
lol Dillan. Just grab a box of popcorn and enjoy the show.
In honour of Louis Riel Day Rylde has PTO'd a party because it wasn't able to defend itself to create a party that will be stronger. There is simply too much farcical irony here for me to bite.
I don't buy that punching someone repeatedly in the head will make that person's head tougher, verses simply a bloody mess, but the atmosphere of eCanada has become mentally deficient enough that I think other people will buy into it.
/moar popcorn!
I think a party with 100 members should be able to defend itself. They will now put in measures and wake up the membership to see this kind of sh*t doesn't happen again. In the long run it will probably create activity making them stronger.
*versus
Damn it.
Moose don't move in herds like sheep. We are a proud, solitary animal and we could not care a less about you, pretender. Enjoy your fun.
Proud solitary and easily picked off one by one by packs of wolves who use cunning and coordination to get the job done
Proud solitary and easily picked off one by one by packs of wolves who use cunning and coordination to get the job done
Proud solitary and easily picked off one by one by packs of wolves who use cunning and coordination to get the job done
Proud solitary and easily picked off one by one by packs of wolves who use cunning and coordination to get the job done
Glitcher!
Will Rylde thinks he is a wolf.. No Rylde. You are a human... Silly Rylde..
Rylde is a smart man but a troll move is never a smart move for the long game. So although this action has a seed of cunning it mostly just comes from the dark place under the bridge.
I was thinking the same, this will end up damaging him although he doesn't care... If he makes himself the CPF nominee I'll vote against him on principle
Enjoy voting for Onion.
He makes a pretty strong point. These MDP types have a way of getting sh*t done.
not to hard when most of them are ultra active and some of them "see Rylde" pump more money into this game than mos tof eCan combined.
Money buys votes and it buys people.
I dont buy votes or use bribery. We went over this before i stopped buying gold over a year ago and only purchase the packs. What do you have against people that wish to spend there disposable income here.
Unfortunately for you alot of players like my entertaining actions and i have to but ask for support.
You do realise I am a gold member myself right Rylde? I was not crapping on you in this statement. I simply said if you offer people stuff they tend to listen to you more.
Also you create drama. In a boring web game where people drink the sand because they are bored to tears your drama provides fresh content. You are like the class clown in a boring classroom. Of course people will follow you. Clown boy 😉
I was bought by the MDP for Three goats and a broken pair of tongs.
I'm accepting buyout offers.
kek*40
Sometimes when I read these articles and the comments, they are so whiny and abusive, I can't help thinking most of the players in this great nation have small penis issues. I'm just saying.