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[USAF Media – Day 2772] American Soldier Summary

1) Information Corner
2) Provision Corner
3) Recruit Corner
4) Entertainment Corner
Editor and Writer: Senryaku

Sup?

This is your American Soldier Summary, that one thing that you don't actually read. I know you.
I know your parents. We used to do stuff together. Some whacked up stuff. Yo.

I've got news for you, though.

Not, like, mind breaking “never before seen” kind of news. I mean you're reading the ASS. There happens to be news attached to my very clearly inspiring, arousing and hilarious ramblings. Yeah, I didn't notice until a while ago either.


1) Information Corner
Writer:Senryaku

Soldier, this is where you'll learn about the current wars and what you should probably be doing – and other infostuff – but I don't need to tell you that. I also don't need to tell you that you should keep an eye out in the USAF shout feed for official announcements on moment-to-moment happenings. The best of you will also go out on your own, scouting the popular articles for every last bit of intel that you can get your beautiful, battle hardened hands on.

Soldier, you might have heard that we lost land to the communist-anarcho-capitalist-space-aliens over in FYROMania. Well, the enemy used their filthy communo-arachnophobic-space funds to pay off everyone and their mother to fight for them.
Don't worry though, fight for our allies and for Greece to achieve basically the same effect as owning those FYROM territories.
But don't get carried away, make sure to follow priorities if you can.

Position Opening

The United States Armed Forces is looking for a few good men and women here in the Homeland to participate! We have many opportunities including but not limited to, the following positions:

Platoon Leaders
Regiment Captains
Senior Officers
Junior Officers
Flight Training Officers
QMs
USAF Researchers

If you are interested, send a message to Dinnyin or Senryaku.
2) Provision Corner
Editor: Senryaku

This is where you see what your country will give you so that you can give to your country.
It isn't always the same thing. Skim over it every week at least, you lazy amerifa- beautiful soldiers 🙂

I'm watching you.

Supply Tiers

Here're the USAF’s supply tiers as they currently stan😛

Divison 1 - Normal
2 Drops of 4 Tanks
40 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 1 - Strong (>25k Q7 hit)
2 Drops of 10 Tanks
100 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 2 - Low Level (Level 45 and under)
2 Drops of 4 Tanks
40 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 2 - Normal (Level 46-50)
2 Drops of 6 Tanks
60 Q5 Food when Requested

Divison 2 - Strong (>35k Q7 hit)
2 Drops of 10 Tanks
100 Q5 Food when Requested

Divison 3 - Normal
3 Drops of 10 Tanks

Divison 3 - Strong (>70k Q7 hit)
3 Drops of 12 Tanks

Divison 4 - Normal
3 Drops of 15 Tanks

Divison 4 - Elite (Level 101 and up)
3 Drops of 30 Tanks

DoDSEP – Department of Defense Strength Enhancement Program

Otherwise known as newbie social welfare.
I know the story, don't worry. You're a new player. This game looks really big and strange and sometimes it even looks like it is a good game. But for some reason you haven't stolen your mom's credit card to dump at least five hundred dollars into the game.

The Department of Defense totally has your back though, because they're bros.
You can get GOLD once every two weeks if you are in Division 1 or Division 2, under level 45 and in the USAF.
You should use that GOLD on TRAINING GROUNDS when they're ON SALE.
This way, you can actually be the great soldier that you had dreams of being before your father told you that Santa wasn't real.

To participate, go to #USAF and request supplies daily. If you request for 70% of the days you will receive gold. Every request is worth 0.5 gold so the more requests the better. No forms, no paperwork - all we ask for is a quick visit and !request in #USAF.

If, for some reason, you have a question about this very clear-cut THING, you can contact rainy sunday and if you beg enough and tell her how much you love her, she might deign to give you an answer. I'm kidding.
You could also contact me (Senryaku) if you're really desparate.

Bank Up 2 Strength Up or BU2SU

A program by the Department of the Interior. It's basically DoDSEP but for more people and LESS AWESOME. You use the GOLD for TRAINING GROUNDS. You should do it along with DoDSEP.
Here, I'll let you read about it:

Gold Rewards are based on activity and involvement with in-game
Political Parties, Military Units, IRC and the eUSA Forum.

The Goal is to help Citizens advance and become High In Strength, Low in Level.

Players MUST fill out this form ONCE every e-Republik server day
after using their Training Grounds.

Players MUST fill out this form AT LEAST 5 days IN A ROW out of 7
to receive the MINIMAL Gold reward.

Gold Rewards are distributed every 7 days.

How can I qualify?
1. Be a US citizen between levels 21-35
2. Do not belong to any anti-American group (Party or MU)
3. Visit and apply at http://tinyurl.com/nyuljry
4. MUST fill out that form DAILY, after using Training Ground(s),
to receive Gold payment WEEKLY
5. MUST apply at least 5 out of 7 days to get the gold reward for applying

USAF - Housing Program

Soldier, have you ever wanted a portable mega-house that flies around on the battlefield with lasers
attached to its sides that kicks ass for you? Yeah, well too bad.

However, if you are a member of the USAF and are a Division 3 or Division 4 soldier, you are now eligible for the new USAF Housing program.

You will be able to find Q1 houses from Rainy Sunday or enderaggie for sale on the market at 300 cc. You will be provided with the money for the house, work your 14 times for the week and then you'll be provided with money for a house the next week. Simple.

The distribution will occur every Tuesday – the weekly challenge reset. Get your house then, or be homeless for a week. I think you know what the right choice is.
If you have any questions, PM Dinnyin about it.

USAF - Article Funding

Are you creative? Do you look around and see the world that is prepossessing in all of its aspects?
Well, neither do I. Still, are you an individual with the capacity for becoming an individual of note in the media world?
I understand that you may not know the answers to these questions. Well, they're rhetorical so you don't actually have to worry about that.

If you come to feel that you want to write, that you want to have a part, that you want to get PAID
Well, then we have a job for you. USAF Media is now offering jobs to all Division 1 and Division 2 players who want to get into the media module of Erepublik.

We will pay you 25cc for a segment contribution to an article and 100 cc for a full article of your own. You will be writing for this paper - The USAF Newsletter – and will be assisted in your writings if you so choose. You will be able to write on many different topics, from entertainment for informative pieces.

If you are interested, you may send us a PM and we'll set you up with everything you need.

Arm America: Come & Get It!

Arm America; a program created to help those needing supplies. The Department of Defense will be looking forward to using Arm America to supply important battles; whether it is our foreign allies or the states at home. Feel free to contact Garmr or zoeycronos for any questions or updates. Drop by #usa.tanks on IRC chat.

-Kalos Hoenn
Deputy Sec. of Defense

Supplies for Support

USAF soldiers may leave a comment with their vote number on any USAF Media articles or DoD orders from this point on to receive 2 Q7 Weapons.

Additionally, include a ★★★PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE★★★ for an amazing extra super MEGA BONUS 1 Q7 weapons

That is a grand total of- not one, not two- BUT THREE Weapons!

Excellent.

3) Recruit Corner
Writer:Senryaku

>Insert obligatory sex joke here
>Receive applause
>Acquire blow

Over the past week, the following soldiers finally hit puberty and left their Bee nest known as Flight Training:
AaronWebb85
mgracer
dragondino10

Make sure to recruit them into your pyramid schemes and secret plots to overthrow democracy.

Over and out.

4) Entertainment Corner
Writer:Senryaku

Nah, you think I'm about to give you more ass. Nah, nah, naaaaah. Nope.

No more ass. Pictures are too difficult to find, I have to actually go visit websites and look at images. Do you really think I have the patience to do any of that?

Admittedly, a lot of erep humor is based on politics. Politics are hard to talk about without taking any side, especially when you want to get the jokes from it. Which I do want to do. But I can't.

Okay, so I was looking for images of hot girls for this section (as you do) right? I found one, it was this one:


But when I pressed the 'view page' button, I was directed to this travesty:
http://www.ilovephilosophy.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=185426

The post is pretty dumb. Read it if you want. Or don't. My job here is done.

The USAF wants YOU! Join today to become a member of this elite fighting force.

★★★PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE!★★★