[UKRP] Philosophy with Rob #1

Day 2,893, 12:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Rob the Bruce

When da booty wasn't as good as anticipated...

This old ass man called Anselm once said some crap that went a bit like dis:

Everybody has an idea of something than which nothing greater can be thought (greatest ting). We know this crap cause we need an idea of the greatest thing in order to make judgements about things. We wouldn't be able to consider Fata as a bit of an ugly bloke if we weren't somewhat aware of the concept of the most beautiful thing. You following me so far? Aight...

Now, this "something than which nothing greater can be thought",(I will from now abbreviate it to a bunch of letters) the greatest thing in all aspects, either is purely a conceptual being or one that also exists in reality as well as the mind. Mk? Mk, now I'm going to prove God exists hold on to your hats...

Now, things in reality are greater than purely conceptual things. A fine ass booty in yo face in reality is better than the same thing purely as a concept. Now, the a bunch of letters STWNGCBT, in order to actually be the greatest thing, he has to exist. If he was purely a concept then he could be greater, so if he was purely a concept then the greatest being ever wouldn't be the greatest being ever and that would be pretty dumb like gali. So therefore, in conclusion, this STWNGCBT (someting thn wich nuthin gr8er cud be thawt) has to exist.



Now that argument technically proves God's existence, 'cause God is STWNGCBT, aight? just ignore the big criticisms by Maimonides and Gaunilo hush about those they don't exist right?

But how does this relate to anything ever? I have no idea tbh but if we take this concept to the eWorld, what is the greatest thing (STWNGCBT) in erep? Well of course it's UKRP.

As STWNGCBT is God, it logically follows that UKRP are your Gods. So join them or be smited.

...yes that works is this terrible enough fata?


TL😉R
UKRP R UR GODZ
JOIN EM
-Rob the Bruce
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