[UK] Welcome To A New Government

Day 3,609, 02:26 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by 10 Downing Street

I'd like to begin by thanking those who had the confidence to vote for me, and to thank my opponents for a reasonable campaign. It appears that there was no tomfoolery this time, as no votes were discounted. I would especially like to thank those from opposing parties who placed their trust in me to run this fair country of ours.

Lack of opposable thumbs means I can't open the door!


As you may have seen in my personal newspaper, I have a stellar lineup in cabinet.



I hope that with this team behind me we can overcome our current dire situation and liberate our lands from foreign occupation, while promoting activity and the opportunity for some action. Potential plans are already being discussed at various levels. In the meantime, I would appreciate it if we could remain calm and not provoke our occupiers.