[Turkey-Iran] Summary of a Love Story
Day 1,488, 23:53
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by kloraq
Dear allies, friends and respected foes,
Let me tell you a story. A love story, which ended very badly...
Turkey and Iran are long time lovers. But things go south, when suddenly Iran tries to block Turkey's attacks on Saudi Arabia and takes the regions for herself, even though she already has many of those same resources.
Iran : Turkey wants Al-Jawf ? Hmm.. lemme blockade them. Maybe I can get a good deal afterwards. Zaaaaaa
Turkey is very surprised.
Turkey : Why did you do that bro ?
Iran amuses itself.
Iran : I felt like it. If you really need that resources go and take them from Bulgaria or Greece. World is big. hihohoho
Turkey still tries to find a diplomatic way to solve this ridicolous argument. Two parties meet at the table.
During the meet, Iran asks for gold, military help against Cyprus and all sorts of requests. Turkey gets angry...
Turkey : Don't piss me off, you little...
After the unsuccessful meetings, Turkey starts to liberate the occupied regions of Saudi Arabia from Iran one by one. Iran thinks it's time to call his big daddies.
Iran : Serbia, help me daddy.
Soon, Iran joins ONE.
The next time those two lovers meet, Iran is a ONE-member and Turkey is not.
Iran : I'm victorious, I'm protected, I'm in ONE. Yiiihaaaa
Turkey : You'll regret this when I'm done with you. Enjoy while it lasts.
Turkey calls its army to war.
Turkey : Get ready, tomorrow we'll hunt down some turbans. Ho ho ho
After seeing that, Iran gets anxious.
Iran : What the hell man ? Come on, we can work this out. Stop it.
Turkey has no intention in backing down.
Turkey : You're going down mofo. Like it or not.
Iran regroups to make escape plans.
Iran : Shall we move to Mars, bro ?
Turkey : U mad Iran ?
P.S : This is based on a true story and has no intention of insulting anyone. Enjoy.
Let me tell you a story. A love story, which ended very badly...
Turkey and Iran are long time lovers. But things go south, when suddenly Iran tries to block Turkey's attacks on Saudi Arabia and takes the regions for herself, even though she already has many of those same resources.
Iran : Turkey wants Al-Jawf ? Hmm.. lemme blockade them. Maybe I can get a good deal afterwards. Zaaaaaa
Turkey is very surprised.
Turkey : Why did you do that bro ?
Iran amuses itself.
Iran : I felt like it. If you really need that resources go and take them from Bulgaria or Greece. World is big. hihohoho
Turkey still tries to find a diplomatic way to solve this ridicolous argument. Two parties meet at the table.
During the meet, Iran asks for gold, military help against Cyprus and all sorts of requests. Turkey gets angry...
Turkey : Don't piss me off, you little...
After the unsuccessful meetings, Turkey starts to liberate the occupied regions of Saudi Arabia from Iran one by one. Iran thinks it's time to call his big daddies.
Iran : Serbia, help me daddy.
Soon, Iran joins ONE.
The next time those two lovers meet, Iran is a ONE-member and Turkey is not.
Iran : I'm victorious, I'm protected, I'm in ONE. Yiiihaaaa
Turkey : You'll regret this when I'm done with you. Enjoy while it lasts.
Turkey calls its army to war.
Turkey : Get ready, tomorrow we'll hunt down some turbans. Ho ho ho
After seeing that, Iran gets anxious.
Iran : What the hell man ? Come on, we can work this out. Stop it.
Turkey has no intention in backing down.
Turkey : You're going down mofo. Like it or not.
Iran regroups to make escape plans.
Iran : Shall we move to Mars, bro ?
Turkey : U mad Iran ?
P.S : This is based on a true story and has no intention of insulting anyone. Enjoy.
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efsane. birinç
ikinç.
Bol yazı isterük.
zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Our old lover IRAN, we are coming for you. We will be back together again.
HAIL TURKEY
kaçınç
hashahahaahah
trolololololo 🙂
Muahahahahhhahahggagagaga xd
ahahaha voted!
Sad day fro Indo and Hungary with Turkey joining forces with Eden/Terra
zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
süper olmuş
başarılı bir mizansen, tebrikler..
tekrar okudum güzel olmuş
Turkey : You're going down mofo. Like it or not.
bu kısmı okurken başbakanımızın sesi kulaklarımda yankılandı zaaaxD
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güldüm piç bide hard votturdum
xaxa
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ahauhau
ula kloraq ula klroaq senin ben öz amg hemi ahahahaha 😃
lol
güzel olmuş önce güldüm sonra bastım eksiyi
Oha guzel olmus
voted : D : D
turban lafını değiştir.
ne demek türbanları aşağı indireceğiz?
AHHAHAHAAHHA
v+s
zaaa😃
oylandı.
epic article v s 😃
eline sağlık aga,
v:53, s : zaten var 🙂
çok güldüm 😃
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Dostum parantez içinde türkçelerinide yazarsan daha verimli olur
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ahahaa 😃D
v+s
ahahha
güldüm amk
Dostum parantez içinde türkçelerinide yazarsan daha verimli olur
türban cümlesini değiştir
hahahahah foto novelas + Ostin's comment == LOL
good job
ahahahah 😃😃
sondaki baskanin resmi amnyak olmus 😃
Tomorrow we'll hunt down some turbans!
Bu hiç olmamış. Yakıştıramadım sana kardeş!
True story
türban a bi düzeltme getirirsen gülebilecem
tayyipin resimlerine ilk defa bu kadar uzun süre baktım. beyin ölümüm gerçekleşti biyolojik hayattan yazıyorum
jajaja... what the hell is this! a pic for Laugh???
Oylandı
votturuk