[TMS] Spanish Occupation Survival Guide
Pat Harper
Welcome eCanadians, yes we are about to be wiped again, I have come up with a guide to help you (us) survive the comings weeks/months! Please, hold back your orgasms.
Survival Tip #1
Stick together, seems obvious but last time a lot of players moved to other countries. We are a small country as it is an need every hand we can get to be liberated.
Survival Tip #2
Put aside your political rivalries, we did it pretty well last time, this time we must do the same. Obey government orders, work together as a team, help out those who need supplies. It is vital that we do not fight ourselves.
Survival Tip #3
Stock up your weapons, energy bars, bombs and bazookas. Fight for allies with food fights using lower quality weapons, this way you will be supporting our allies so they can return the favor and save up damage for when the government organizes a push.
Survival Tip #4
Keep writing articles. I know it sounds funny but the more active the community is, the less boring it will be and people won be tempted to leave to another CS. Keep the feeds active, stay positive, start up funding articles for war, lottery's, competitions, anything. I know TMS will be doing just that.
Survival Tip #5
Do not waste your damage. If we are trying to win a resistance war and the battle is looking favorable (55
😵do not fight. Either wait and see if the enemy start pushing or wait for the next battle, you will have plenty of time to deal your damage.
Survival Tip #6
Enjoy the Spanish women and drink plenty of beer \o/
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Comments
BOOBIES
i prefer the first picture of women : ) voted
Votado hombre. 😉 However, I did tell you NOT to use my old school photograph. I mean really Pat, that hair do was private between us.
I couldn't resist, do you know how much effort I went into putting it there? every glance resulted in an explosion from my loins
Damn, you weren't kidding about the boobs.
o/ STRONK
I'm a sucker for boobs huehuehue
Spanish women are great. Everyone should keep at least one chained in their closet.
MUPPETS!
Tip 7. Alienate recent immigrants. The USMC tanks who came up last fall on the invite of your then CP? Tell them they don't even deserve the right to vote. Ignore their contributions. Make sure that when push comes to shove, they feel they owe you nothing... but revenge. Make sure that they feel comfortable greeting the invaders as liberators.
I think your holding grudge against the whole nation for the acts of a few people. I myself came to Canada from the UK, its natural in every country that you get the odd few that are suspicious but holding grudges is a waste of time and gets you nowhere. I went on to become CP of Canada, it just took effort of my behalf to merge into the community and get to know everyone first.
What you are doing is making the country look bad which consequently makes eCanadians not want to know anything about you, if your not happy with Canada why not leave?
JBB does this in the US also. He basically is unhappy with every thing, thinks he's perfect and is smarter than everyone. 🙁
lol the grass is always greener on the other side
I don't even remember you from the US, Pickle. But go ahead, psychoanalyze someone you don't really know.
It's unfortunate a few citizens here have changed your view of the entire country. I assure you, vote, write and make your voice heard here, we've no problem with that. If you attempt to merge with our community, I guarantee you'll enjoy it.
Oh so you noticed that we have some opportunist politicians - we try to keep chained to a wall in the basement but they get loose once in a while - so, you're telling me you don't have people like that in the eUS? Lucky you.
Ah, you mean the 'invite' extended by the Usurper? I find it hilarious that the Americans scream SERB PTO when any players immigrate there, then when they move en-mass to another country they get offended at the same allegations being leveled against them.
I called you lot PTOers, and I'd do it again. Whiner.
You've taken care of the PTO problem quite ably. Soon, there will be nothing left of Canada to PTO.
One event has nothing to do with the other, except in your mind. Please, continue to make an ass of yourself though.
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You were willingly CP of Canada?
My hat's off to you. That must have been like being Chief of Staff for Rob Ford.
The few people were most of the political leadership of eCanada, who used the arrival of new immigrants like a political football. Not many average eCanadians spoke up about it. That's fine. But, made it clear to me it'd never be a country I'd feel loyalty for.
No, I don't like it here.
I'll stay as long as it suits me, which is as long as you're economically viable, which won't be long. Then, you'll be gone. And I'll leave you, to be subjects of Spain, Poland, and the UK.
Hope they hold you down for 18 months this time. Maybe you'll learn something.
On behalf of the community of Canada: F**k off.
Lol, beat me to it, Code-Y.
I honestly have no idea what you're talking about or who you are but you sound like a jackass.
And, you sound like someone who's about to be missing a country for 9 or more months. Enjoy!
So...much...class.
JBB is just butthurt the PTO didn't work out for him. Go home Yank.
worth every day of the 18 months if it rids us of you and your kind IMHO!
Wow. If I realized I had that power, I would have asked Madrid or Warsaw for money long before. Thank you!
In the meantime, I'm just kicking my feet back, eating popcorn, watching eCanada burn.
Seriously, why are you the only US Marine that's bitchin"?
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Sad that you can feel that way about a game, Canada is a very good eCountry if you bothered to get involved, seems all you do is whine and moan. It doesn't take much effort to join a party, comment on a few articles, interact and get to meet new players. I don't see why you even bother moaning when your just here for the low tax anyway.
Wasn't allowed to even whine, Pat Harper. Was told, after I arrived, that I was a new immigrant, and thus a PTO suspect, shouldn't comment, shouldn't vote. But now that Canada is committing suicide, I feel comfortable delivering a eulogy. From the guys who could have helped you-- but we were not "Canadian" enough to help.
Well I tried to show reason... but you're just buthurt, go back to yankeeland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wn9e9Agz88
@JBB: Who told you to keep your head down and be a ghost, i.e. not commenting and not voting? I'm curious because that's not what I would have advised.
Yes, I had the PTO paranoia, but I'd rather observe the immigrants and let me come to my own conclusions, whether they were contributing members of our society, someone here just for the ride, or someone with malicious intent.
My views of the influx of American immigrants were that they were only a concern, not a threat. Where, the concern was a suspicion of PTO activity, but did not conclude it as such.
/me throws blanket over my saddle that is inscribed "PTO or Bust!" on the back.
@Mary Chan Your most Popular President (elected with something over 70 percent of the vote, and he never would shut up about it after that), Addy Lawrence! He was VERY CONCERNED about the PTO threat of USMC refugees from the wreck of the United States. He advised us to shut up, and not vote. It's in his articles. Unless he deleted them.
Why do I feel like you would have been like "ha! serves you allies right for standing up to Hitler" in 1939?
Except, Poland didn't invade Germany in 1939. You guys chose to invade the UK, eSpoland's pet, this month. You may have been right to do so. But, I also notice the list of your alliance partners getting shorter. Good luck with your crusade.
You got me all wrong, Pat Harper. I'm not the one about to lose my country. I'm putting my feet up, eating popcorn. Maybe if the fight is close, I'll drop a little damage for Poland, the UK, or Spain.
Go on, Pat Harper. Keep on making more friends for Canada. Such a friendly place!
Feel free, you hit like a pansy anyway
My strength is 13,000 higher than you, and I'm the pansy? Okay, ladies and gents. Pat Harper called me a pansy. Guess it must be true.
Strength is but a number brah
Jon, your strength is pitiful. When you hit 60k, start talking down on others bud.
JBB = Max-hit: 48022
pickle = Max-hit: 66841
And I'm just a weekend warrior. lololololol
I'm not the one who started this, Code-Y. I know there are a lot of guys who can hit harder than me.
Tell me this, Code-Y. I know you're really, really impressive. Can you defeat Spain and Poland without any help from guys like me?
Go ahead. I'm watching and waiting to be instructed.
Well no shit, people like you fight for spoland as you already told us, so without people like you it should be a dawdle
You are the one who started this JBB, with your incessant whining. Stop crying about events that happened over 2 months ago. I never saw an article from you explaining your view at the time of the PTO business, and you've seemed to have held on to a lot of anger. This is not good for you JBB. Have a complimentary tissue and get lost. Some of us are trying to derp around here.
Then, Jon, why are you here?