[TM] The Hitchhikers Guide To ePakistan...

Day 1,708, 11:30 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by Sparkfyre

[This article is being edited to correct issues that were portrayed inaccuratley in the original source, eWiki: ePakistan ]

There can only be one reaction to the ePakistan and that is 'Oh! My dear God'.

'Colourful history' is a huge understatement, especially to new entrants but you'll get used to the rapid, mostly impulsive, changes that seem to occur in the eWorld.

And here's me! Volunteering to give you an easy ride through it.
What am I thinking!?
My viewers, of course! But you'll have to bear with the social commentary...

So it started with what you'd expect.
They were 4 provinces. Punjab, Sindh, Baluchistan and NWFP. Jammu and Kashmir came and went so fast it's not worth including it. It is now a permanent part of India.

It was the start and everything sparkled with potential and glory. 
Using this wave the pioneers set out and bravely captured  various parts of India and China (does it really matter how many? IT DOESNT) the grand total got to 50 regimes. Pakistan was rocking it. So what happened to the 'happily ever after'?

Well apparently the Pakistani citizens tried to be smart about success and they sucked at it. They made several agreements with Indonesia and what not involving cessation of some of their land which later backfired when war with Indonesia left the country destroyed.

Plus there was the added factor of most of the population deserting because they were asked to give raw materials and made to work hard for a living. Not a good thing to make the population do is it?
The nation needless to say was now struggling in its 'Dark Ages'. External help came in the form of Iran and Indonesia. 

But the story seems incomplete without a wannabe dictator!

Enter Han Solo and his awesome Matzaldia.
The evil outsider with a cool name started his era of Anti-Democracy better known as the 'Failtocracy'.
But he was largely ignored.

The allies again helped Pakistan and in 2009 Punjab got its independence. Whooooot!
A dioist regime under the 'Bros', Dio Brando and AgentChieftain, was set up.
At this time new and old citizens all were urging for military and economic development.

There was the minor glitch of being wiped off the map entirely by India in 2010 but serbia came to aid and we recovered. 

For the longest time Punjab was pakistan's only unoccupied country.
Then the Dioist Exodus, led by Max McFarland 2, from america came to power. Believe it or not he helped pakistan wipe India off the map right back. However internal conflicts saw to it that the exodus was done.

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Later, kualkerr paid for NWFP's freedom but this all became redundant after the stunt India pulled off under the guise of 'Training War' which turned out to become a war with China. End result: ePak lost all.

Thankfully Punjab was later liberated. India then masterfully disguised as a training workshop and attacked Pakistan. But not surprisingly the nation were now pros at clicking and winning wars so the Pakistanis ended up claiming India completely by day 1333.

ONE (a political alliance) forces, mostly Siberian, helped Pakistan in its face-off with China. However china staged a comeback and hit hard. 
Pakistan has since then liberated Baluchistan with ONE's assistance.

And that is where we stand now. 

Pride.
Power.
Pakistan.