[TheSchuReport] The Russians Uncovered: The Love Triangle
Day 3,137, 08:10
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Dateline: Day 3,137
Today's Articles:
1. The Russians Uncovere
😛The Love Triangle
I have used Google translate to bring the english version of Chegr's article New World Telegraph Day, 3135 and that eAmericans should make their own judgment what they think.
New World Telegraph Day, 3135
Day 3135
Published next issue WHPR (White House Press Room, Press Service of the White House of the United States). It reports that Serbia has strengthened its position in Canada, and the proposed Canadian MPP (together with a proposal to renew the friendship last) declined. Do not forget about Russia - Russian-US-Bulgarian relations are presented in the form of a love triangle. In addition, the article has a funny video "Why do we need MPP with Russia" with Luzhkov in the title role. Do not miss!
The press secretariat of the Polish Government says about the difficult situation in the Pacific. To date, the Alliance is not a single, coherent body, many countries are on their own. At the same time, fixed-term solutions require the issue MPP between Russia and the United States, as well as the complete loss of the regions of Latvia. However, despite the difficulties Poland out of the Pacific is going and ready to do anything to save her.
It is done what many of us predicted throughout the past month. Despite earlier sounded bellicose rhetoric and the decision to fight to the end, Ukraine reached an agreement on a new lease agreement with Romania. Now the list of leased Romania Region added Crimea - a potential springboard for the Georgian homebuilding industry, currently occupied by the Croats. Zrada Peremoga ale? Author of the best-scale response in the comments to this article will receive a prize - 1 Gold. Your answers are accepted until 10:00 3136 days. In the best tradition of a free Russian press, the answers from the players with eukrainskim citizenship are not accepted.
Bulgaria's Foreign Ministry told and the current state of affairs. TV was discontinued with Ireland at the request of the latter. The Irish were unhappy with the fact that it is extremely difficult to win the rebellion. It is necessary to believe that some Bulgarians do not stop beating for their country, even when it is not needed. Good thing we do not happen like that, right?
Georgians gathered in one article photo, not assume a significant part of eGruzii community. You can look at the people who were able to put together the key resources in the homebuilding industry. Cats, dogs and mountain scenery are included.
The Italian press announced a competition Mr eItaliya. All candidates should send a photo with a funny signature. The main prize -2.5 Gold. Interestingly photo egruzin could ride?
The Polish press has published an article with comics kantribolami the successful launch of the national space program on the accession of Poland to the Pacific.
This release was prepared by the Party forces "Russian Will". Special thanks Simustu and centaurs for their assistance.
It appears something is afoot is here, Sherlock. In the article Russians do admit of their strong ties and relations with Bulgaria as "in the form of a love triangle". eAmerican Citizens I will let you be the judge of this as the bear has me by the claws.
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Putin is a real homie
I'm not seeing the Russians mocking the US.
I'm seeing a great shout out for a recent edition of the WHPR-- complementing the work and recommending Middletopia's video as a "do not miss!"
"it is clear that Russians mock eUSA."
Wut? It's just journalist, who publishing reviews of world press.
The reason I say mock because I question Russia's seriousness whether to have a MPP or not with eUSA. Yet also how strong is their commitment to Pacifica by saying its is not a single, coherent body, many countries are on their own but also say they are ready to do anything to save her. So what is real position of Russia?
What a bullshit....
Mate, do you understand what Kolya wrote just above?
The article which you translated is a brief review of the world press with the quotes from international articles.
The 1st paragraph is a review of YOUR WHPR article with funny video and picture which illustrates Russian-US-Bulgarian relations.
See the link https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/whpr-weekend-edition-mostly-fluff-no-tl-dr-2602246/1/20
The second paragraph is a review of the article issued by POLAND (not Russian) government.
This sentence:
"Alliance is not a single, coherent body, many countries are on their own. "
is a direct quotation of Poland gvt.
see the original article
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-rr-2-problemy-w-sojuszu-troch-wie-ci-ze-wiata-2602186/1/20
So, feel free to address this bullshit directly to Poland.
Ah yes! Totally understand now. I have nothing against Poland. I will remove the mock part from my article.
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they are commited to the idea of Pacifica me and WildOwl got across back then in the past when Pacifica was a fresh newborn.
problem is that RU remains in the 2014 pattern while things have moved on. and they can't adapt yet.
also they probably shouldn't go on a comment spree under every other article here if they feel that they're right. their PoV is quite reasonable btw, hence idealistic and outdated
We are commited to the idea of Pacifica (which is a Russian idea initially - you know it well), but WO is not commited to it amymore.
He thinks it's an alliance of submission to his personal delusions. Quite obvious for everyone now.
The discussion is going in american press because it's the only place where this problem (WO) exists.
Discussions happen there where is a diverse and open environment, not the lifeless swamp some species enjoy having for a habitat
doh man.
they just make media digests.
they don't produce their own content, just interpret ours.
too much hype regarding RU.
this is kremlin propoganda
Wasn't supposed to be. Must check to see if I am part Russian.
Facepalm
My eyes began to bleed, because of your translation. Do you understand, how strongly is the meaning of the article changed? You have translated american article, that was already translated from english into russian, and now you are trying to pretend it as a conspiracy
Well I don't think there is a conspiracy to begin with. Our dear leader screwed up worse dealing with you Russians trying to repair relations than me translating your article to inform my fellow eAmericans of news going on around the world. Frankly I am willing to let this one go. I know it's a bad article and willing to accept that fault.