[the UK] A Galant Victory ...
Mistwalker
... for EDEN and Fortis. (in Alberta)
This Thursday evening combined forces from Canada and its allies have freed Alberta and returned it to its rightful owner. Congratulations everyone, it was a great last 5 minutes. Even the Brits were so impressed with our firepower and teamwork that they decided to do a short Science Fiction movie so that they can remember us. It can be seen by clicking here
Of course... this is what really happened
You can see Hassan there who claims to have been organising the troops all day long giving orders to go into the city and secure it, mhmm, great posturing, yeah, ppl getting into position, yeah, oooh then we come, shoot gives some orders to RupeTot, avec, Gaidal and the others, yeah, makes sense, nice speech shoot! aaaand the charge, and it's over, Alberta free, UK fail, etc.
This is Hassan before the last 10 minutes:
We couldn't find him after, someone must have stepped on him.. but Dish from what we could tell wasn't all too pleased either:
Quite the temper on that one ... ouch.
Now leaving the presentation aside, I have a message for the citizens of the UK (I'm not convinced the government there deserves even a spit).
My dear ladies and gentlemen. This is what happens when a country disregards the moral values it strived to uphold in the past in the favor of material gains. It loses. Badly.
My friends in the US and Canada say you were deceived and manipulated into becoming our enemies, on some level I agree with them, the fracturing of Atlantis was done because of Germany and Canada along with the UK fought to defend it against Poland and Sweden. Everyone stood for what they believed to be true and later faced the consequences. Do you know that Poland sponsored the RW on Alberta ? Do you know that POG fought like hell to set it free ? Along with Swedes ? That is because of diplomacy. Because people were willing to set aside what divided them in the past and act as one.
The leaders you elected didn't want to make amends, didn't want to appologise or reforge friendships, they wanted just one thing: to get UK in PEACE. And you let them do this, as well as take 5 regions from Canada. I would never forgive the UK for letting Hungary into North America through Scotland, that move for a strategist who doesn't watch the propaganda just the land swaps and army movements meant just one thing, UK had turned PEACE, even if not officially in the GC it was already serving their will.
Canadians still care for you and mostly want to forgive you as a nation then get on with their lives and rebuild. Even if we were once upset with them too it was a true joy to help them out, and it still is. You can choose to learn from them and in time earn the forgiveness of the world or eventually die out alone in a PEACE that doesn't really care for you. Because our "strategic priority" in EDEN is keeping our friends close.
Should you get tired of the puppets rulling your Government now and handing over hundreds of gold for their friends to tank (the organising Hassan reffers to) you'll always have friends to turn to.
However I also bear a warning, should you try to take any lands from Canada again we'll be there to put you in your place, and not quite in a manner so gentle as until now. Moreover I've read your forum last night and saw someone from your congress saying you should atack Scandinavia for the fun of it.... Take one single step into EDEN countries and we will stop you again and then in time when we are whole again we will come back and destroy you.
No one really wants to do this but if it must be done, it will be done.
Good luck in your next elections, this time I think you've all learned what an ill placed vote can do to a country both internaly and on the outside front.
Mistwalker - EDEN spokesman.
Comments
dont lie!!!
Lolmaxx.
whats with all the cat photos in all our victory articles 😛?
GO CANADA!!
lol
So you spent loads of gold on Alberta when you could have spent it defending the fortress regions of Madrid/NJ. Great strategy guys.
UK wake UP!!!
hahaha aanother "OMG we won, you suck article" really? Come on! Haven't you got anything better to do? This article is full of false presumptions and lies, utter crap mainly, To the UK citizens actually reading crap like this and not fully aware of the circumstances please go to our national forums:
http://www.erepublik.co.uk" target="_blank">www.erepublik.co.uk for everything you need to know.
I love the irony with eUK wanting to attack Scandinavia for fun, exactly what they disliked with the Swede attack on Germany. Well we did not do it only for fun, we had reasons. You have none, I can lend you the scissor, but you will have to cut the puppet strings on your own.
IndieKid ... go back to sleep, we didn't equip full tanks for nothing, we sent a fraction of our armies that fought with q1 and q3 and some like me who tanked from their own money. 😛
And go to the national forums for everything they need you to know 🙂
nice article
Voted
Bring it on, PEACE!
If UK decides to attack Norway for rofling, Finland is already half way waiting for you 🙂
"Take one single step into EDEN countries and we will stop you again and then in time when we are whole again we will come back and destroy you."
you got that right.
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rofl, the UK can't even HOLD regions against fractions of our armies, I doubt they could hold out in a full scale attack by their lonesome. Nice article, voted!
I want the UK as a friend an ally again, but not as long as PEACE goons control the government.
ROFL ahahaha I love this article
Please take more North American territories eUK...they are just so easy to free. 😃
I saw "Mistwalker" and recognised this as "Fail"
really some people are stupid our joke about pushing north was a joke.We even mentioned that in the same thread we would have no chance it was funny as it would be really stupid and the joke was about still holding midgetland.The joke wasnt lets attack north for a laugh i wish people whould actually think before they write things.
🙂 UK ..KO
http://forums.erepublik.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=17984&start=0" target="_blank">http://forums.erepublik.co.uk/viewtopic.[..]rt=0
by Alexander Etch » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1😇3:39 pm
all i want to see now is a full scale invasion of those pesky scandinavians :twiste😛 BLOOD! BLOOD! RWAR!
Right, just bad humor, sorry 😉
I don't take too kindly to threats, I'm not exactly pro PEACE, but if any EDEN troops set foot on eUK soil, with the intention of destroying it, then I would have no option but to fight against you.
You talk as if we had a choice to vote for a government that was against PEACE membership but if you actually looked at the platforms of virtually all the main eUK political parties, you will see that they support PEACE. In the previous presidential election it was basically Hassan vs. Dish, there wasnt really much of a choice; their methods may have differed, but the outcome would have been the same i.e. eUK membership in PEACE.
As for putting old differences beside, EDEN never approached the eUK with any kind of an offer of membership AFAIK (or at least that's how the Government presented it) when we were deciding what to do in the post ATLANTIS mess, I'm guessing mainly because of the German affair.
FORTIS had the stupid and antagonising weighted voting (although we later got concessions) as well as poor American diplomacy.
TBH articles like this do nothing but alienate and antgonise those who are anti-PEACE or neutral on the matter, and provide free cannnon fodder for those arguing for PEACE.
You did have a choice, you guys have been doing little else besides politics for the last year! I can't believe no sane person did a party that had a different message from the manipulative top2.
EDEN never approached you because your leaders were openly Pro-PEACE, we knew they were, they even wore PEACE avatars. I'm surprised Fortis wanted you onboard, the weighed voting was dropped anyway because you didn't like the idea - the "antagonising" part however was done by those in the UK that wanted to close the door on all other options.
Don't worry about the threat part, no one is coming for your head unless you decide to stick it out against your former allies. 😕
Meh, But the truth is, anyone who claims that Fortis/EDEN used tens of thousands of gold in Alberta, are lying. Why? Because it isn't the case. I'm not sure how much exactly anyone used gold, but I know for sure that eUK used 700+ gold defending Alberta, when those liberating it used probably half that combined... We didn't use tanks, those who tanked were doing that of their own free will with their own money as far as I'm aware :I
But yes, flaming hasn't and will ever be good for relations. I liked eUK, I still like many brits, but what I don't like is the way your government handles things, not since late-Atlantis times.
Anyway, attack north and you will be repelled. Attack anywhere, you will be repelled either by PEACE forces (if you decide to go against them on your own, which is highly unlikely) or by Fortis/EDEN forces, or... Well, if PEACE for reason or another decides to attack you for a change, we might be there. I know I will, just cos I like to fight against evil 😁
The eUK = PEACE. Get over it, we're not going over to F/E because you're fail.
We trust PEACE, they trust us. Perhaps if you wanted our friendship then the eCanadians and eAmerican in government wouldn't have called us a worthless ally and spat in our face and said we could be left out of Fortis if needs be.
Mistwalker, explain that how is diplomacy?
lol. Mistwalker, you really should do comics. They seem to be your forte.
EDEN didn't approach us because you didn't want us. Plain and simple. Why not at least admit that much and get out of the country? If you didn't want us then, what makes you think we need or want you now?
BORING
stuff anyone that doesn't like uk. all the haters can suck my big toe
Another great article
voted
Zdrang, FTW!
Don't forgett to vote for Damian Jacob Tamir Jager, in the south east, and vote my manifesto up:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/south-east-congressional-candidtaure-manifesto-of-damian-jacob-tamir-jager-899219/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sout[..]1/20
For Freedom, Tolerence and Justice!
Uk= just a bunch of cries babies..that runs at mommy..when Atlantis was strong they where there when Peace is strong they are there...Nobody loves you..Who love a traitor? Youi will never be a country ..just a pupet.All my respcet for canadians..They die andrebirth..the same thing for americans.they realised they cannot trust Peace..and now they chose to die with pride. \They will not die..they will rebirth like Phoenix..And you...? Just a bounch of traitors ..with big mouth and small guns..🙂
Funniest article I've read in a long time. Cheers for the laughs.
Tsssk. Go back to Canada please.
Blame them!
Spelling fail, it's gallant you ignoramus...
yeah after all defending alberta is so much more important than madrid/NJ.
We lost 1 minor region that will be retaken in a day while you lost key regions.
Now go back to the mines
Viperb10: Retaken? 😃 You really plan on attacking a country on your own?? I'd love to see that. 😉
Would it be so bad if you just stopped bragging about your victory for 1 second? You all say you didn't tank but when you look at who was fighting you will see you had probably 5 times our numbers, you may not of tanked but your "small forces" (bullshit) numbered greatly compared to that of the UKm we fought mainly by ourselves except a few tanks from PEACE, you were to combined forces of USA, Canada, Spain, Romania, Poland etc. etc. Your great victory won with all of those to support you, you did win, congratulations, now get on.
Moral Values have no effect on Game Mechanics.
*Pats mistwalkers head* 🙂
LOL, learn to spell it is "Gallant"
This is so Fail
I laughed for about 15 minutes at that cat picture.
Voted and subscribed.
We need to fight in a war.
why do people outside uk think that their decision are the best for us? even if we do fail, its because of our own mistake, not yours.
why cant you all leave us alone?
Now UK is known as UKF... guess what F means
DJTJmaxx! Look at my manifesto, It has over 40 votes, so vote for Damian Jacob Tamir Jager, i'm who all the rest will vote for...
My Manifesto: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sout[..]ments" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sout[..]ments
I would of been more impressed with this spinmaker if I hadn't fallen asleep reading this pointless boast.
"Now UK is known as UKF... guess what F means"
Are you sure you're in a position to criticise Mr Spain?
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