**The RG: So...Who Wants to Coup the Government?**
Day 847, 11:39
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Published in Canada 
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by Banach
Really.
I thought Canadian politics wouldn't collapse when I left, but it did.
The politics in this place is so dull you can't cut fu**ing tofu with it.
You guys might think this is entertaining, but if you consider a homophobe, a separatist and an expired Prime Minister to be the talk of the town then I think Canadian society has some work to do.
Seriously, every month it seems like the activity takes a spiral downwards into a dark abyss.
Is Canada's well of creativity and ambition running dry?
You guys in the political parties need to stir the pot and get people motivated to be more, dare people to go beyond what they do now.
Where the hell is our professional military participating in some epic battles?
Where are our fantastic social services and creative reforms?
People, do something.
As King of Canada, I say to hell with this kind of society.
We must be built on competition, a society with incentive is a society of progress.
I say bring on the political feuds. Bring on the military coups. Bring on even the literary tournaments.
A society where one is content with training and working is a society destined to stagnate and lose citizens.
Our numbers may be few, but it is only because the leadership chooses to stay moderate in a game where exaggeration is the minimum.
If you guys refuse to see a greater Canada, people like me are going to have to pick up the slack.
Do I really have to take matters into my own hands?
Perhaps it might be the best way to ignite our little country into nationalist fervor.
Cheers for reading
Banach (King Amadeus I of Canada)
I thought Canadian politics wouldn't collapse when I left, but it did.
The politics in this place is so dull you can't cut fu**ing tofu with it.
You guys might think this is entertaining, but if you consider a homophobe, a separatist and an expired Prime Minister to be the talk of the town then I think Canadian society has some work to do.
Seriously, every month it seems like the activity takes a spiral downwards into a dark abyss.
Is Canada's well of creativity and ambition running dry?
You guys in the political parties need to stir the pot and get people motivated to be more, dare people to go beyond what they do now.
Where the hell is our professional military participating in some epic battles?
Where are our fantastic social services and creative reforms?
People, do something.
As King of Canada, I say to hell with this kind of society.
We must be built on competition, a society with incentive is a society of progress.
I say bring on the political feuds. Bring on the military coups. Bring on even the literary tournaments.
A society where one is content with training and working is a society destined to stagnate and lose citizens.
Our numbers may be few, but it is only because the leadership chooses to stay moderate in a game where exaggeration is the minimum.
If you guys refuse to see a greater Canada, people like me are going to have to pick up the slack.
Do I really have to take matters into my own hands?
Perhaps it might be the best way to ignite our little country into nationalist fervor.
🙂
Cheers for reading
Banach (King Amadeus I of Canada)
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We need a war. And not a Don Quichotte war against Windmills.
We need something big and something that we can win at.
But nothing will come until V2.
No vote...
Bring out oct_f! \o/
blaaaah
I like the idea but I won't believe it can happen until I see the first head on a post.
Banach!! Good to see you're back!! I was all set to take up arms in your name, and tear down the government, until I saw in the article title you used the noun "coup" as a verb (one can stage a coup d'état, or depose/overthrow a government). Outraged over this discourtesy to the English language, I now fully oppose you and everything you stand for.
Cheers,
AR1ARX
Canada has become a school yard patroled by wicked tachers that refuse to let anyone be bullied, anyone from running around a scrapping a knee, it is like a giant bubble where you are exacuted politically and publicly fo doing anything that makes things fun! We are too busy being serious, even political posturing is frowned apon now a days..... sad really
Remember the lull waiting for v1? Well.. guess what? 😉
Interesting
hey, Everything I say is being taken back in the media, Can't do much lulzy when the pop is on your **** like this!
Stop being so boring Chunky. 🙂