♥ The Princessfesto ♥
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by Irish Princess
Hello eIrelanders, you beautiful people you! ♥
Hope you all aren't tired of the Congressional manifestos just yet.
The Princess is going to develop hers presently with questions from a concerned Hypothetical Citizen:
I hope that those of you voting in the Northeast in the coming week will consider the Princess for Congress as you may have done a couple of months back.
I'm not an economic or militaristic genius (and definitely do not claim to be). So while others are running on their knowledge of such, the Princess will be self-campaigning on her social skills.
Social skills? That's ridiculous. How can one be elected purely on social skills? What does that even mean?
I've been working closely with new citizens for about 4 months now. Whether it be as a mentor, a deputy to the MoNC, the actual Ministress of Health, and (more presently) the Ministress of New Citizens, I've always been active and aware of the behaviors and questions begat of new citizens.
But I'm not a new citizen. How will this help me?
The Princess posits that her work with new citizens shows her commitment and helpful nature to those in need. Should you elect me TD of the beautiful Northeast, I will act accordingly to you and those in the region.
If the Princess makes a commitment, she has to honor it. It's as if she's bound by the magical forces of Princessdom to carry out these promises.
It's complicated, you know. Princess stuff.
I like you, Princess. What other qualifications to you have?
Great question, Imaginary Citizen!
The Princess is/was:
♥ Ministress of New Citizens (currently taking care of 230 new citizens!)
♥ CO of the 4th Regulars
♥ Former Ministress of Health
♥ Former CO to the 3rd Reserves (I miss you guys, btw!)
♥ Deputy-ette to the MoNC (x3)
♥ Former TD (November/December or patton/AppleMan)
♥ Official Princess of eIreland (although some people deny it)
Please note: The Princess missed one vote while she was TD, she apologizes for missing it. Hopefully that won't be a deal breaker. 🙁
Don't worry about it Princess. I'm sure you had important Princess things to do. That's some cool stuff you've done, though! Why do you speak in the third person sometimes? It's confusing
Well, Imaginary Citizen, the Princess has never really revealed her reason for speaking thus, but she supposes since you've asked, she will tell.
The Princess enjoys being a princess.
It's quite natural, really.
Sometimes she feels that her Princess character needs to be vocal, and other times, she feels she should be a little more serious and use the not-so-Princess "I' or "me"
This doesn't mean that when the Princess uses the first person that she is no longer a Princess, mind you. She is always eIrish royalty. Don't forget! ♥
I guess that makes sense. I am definitely serious about voting for you next week!
You are?!
Flitterific! ♥
The Princess hopes you will consider her for congress as well 🙂
Best,
Irish Princess ♥
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Good luck!!
good luck princess
A vote for the Princess is a vote for a better, happier Ireland!
Dash wishes his Irish Princess the best of luck.
Best of luck! 🙂
Thanks, guys!
♥ Dash: The Princess likes your use of 3rd person. Very nice 🙂
lol, a very good princessfesto I must say.
Best of Luck!
good luck princess...even though your a girl, and girls smell, im sure you'll do fine!!!!
joke joke...only girls i know smell 😉
lol Biffo:
Broccolis smell too 😉
@dash dont start the same sh*t as her please 😉
Good luck Princess 🙂
Good Princessfesto, Good Luck
You'll do fine.
Very organized and amusing manifesto. Good luck, Princess.
Good luck
*Talks in third person to annoy Pearse and friends*
Pip would like to know whether her royal highness has any ideas on how to get us into War and make her loyal subjects happy, active and well or maybe even too expand her kingdom and does she have any ideas on how to get more Gold for the kingdom (For crowns and such)
Your Loyal servent Pip 😉
i assume you left out "like roses" on purpose from your sentence broccoli smells!!
PP says " @dash dont start the same sh*t as her please 😉"
Dash thinks PP is about as un-flitterific as one can possible be. PP clearly thinks that anyone as good and light-hearted as our Irish Princess will take away from his endless quest for lulz at the expense of other Irish citizens. Dash would happily take a nation of 3rd-person speakers over 1 Padraig Pearse any day of the week.
If speaking in the 3rd person is the key to making PP cry, wet himself or.... just plain leave us alone then Sean is up for it🙂
I'm liking this imaginary citizen.... I'm gonna vote for him.... or her 🙂 Best of luck!
As Princessfestoes go, this must be the finest I've ever read. Best of luck!
@dash oh dear
flitterific 🙂
"♥ Official Princess of eIreland"
I urge people to not let a lier or somebody who wants to make Ireland a monarchy into the Dáil.
😁^i agree 100%
Good luck
Go n-éirí an t-adh leat a banphrionsa!
Good God Kavrocks, will you lighten the hell up? Geez, not everything has to be some big serious affront to national sovereignty, you know? Can we just have some fun and not blow things out of proportion?
No one, including IP, is advocating a change to a monarchy and no one, including IP, is asking for any additional powers. She has asked nothing more than to be a Princess in spirit, not in authority. We arent in danger of losing our national identity or democratic process.
So stop being a mean face and try to have a laugh for once.
Excellent work. I wish you luck Princess. I'm sure you'll win.
Dash and Sean: You guys are funny! ♥
Kavrocks: I'm not sure when you developed a vendetta against me...as I'm positive we have never exchanged words directly.
If you have a problem, please contact me via PM or IRC, the Princess would love to discuss the matter of your hatred towards her.
And, everyone who took Kavrocks seriously (which I doubt was many of you): Dash is absolutely right. I do not advocate a change to a monarchy. I only wish to be named the official Princess of eIreland publically and have no more power/priviledge than I do now as a regular citizen.
Oh, and Kavrocks: The Princess is no liar (yes, that's with an "a" smarty pants). Do you see any other Princesses around eIre? She is the official Princess, it's true. It's just not public yet.
♥
Cpl Useless: You're flitterific! 🙂
As if you even need to campaign, haha.
go IP, the best of luck
Easily one of our hardest working citizens. Good luck Princess.
good luck
good luck
good luck
The Spartan posted thrice 😛
WTF. This some weird game.
WTF. This issome weird game.
It's just her wiggles, most of us are reasonably normal.
Best of luck Princess.
When you win, it will just be flitterific! ♥ 🙂
"Oh, and Kavrocks: The Princess is no liar (yes, that's with an "a" smarty pants). Do you see any other Princesses around eIre? She is the official Princess, it's true. It's just not public yet."
Its not true, ur were never elected in to such a positon and Ireland dosnt like monarchs U wouldnt no ur not irish.
you have a problem with it u no how to leave.
Irish Princess for Queen of Occupied Britain!
Thanks everyone 🙂
BB: If I was a queen, who would be my king? It would certainly be another problem which the wonderful Kavrocks and our darling PP would have much of a problem with. I do like the idea, though 😉
Since she is my rl girlfriend I can assure you that no one beats Princess on work done in erepublik
Onward and upward, Princess. 🙂
Good Luck IP!
You'll have my vote, even though I'm running myself in the same region, for the same party.
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IP,
What is your position on Norther Ireland?
Do you always refer to yourself in the third person? 😑
LOL at Irish Princess!!