[The Fourth Leaf] Greetings to everybody in eIreland!

Day 1,761, 09:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Leprechaunlad


A new newspaper from a new player

My name's Leprechaunlad, I'm a new player who just joined eRepublik and this is my newspaper: The Fourth Leaf (In keeping with the clover, leprechaun, Ireland theme). I'd like to take this opportunity to say hi to everybody in my eCountry and let everybody know that my services are available should you guys ever need a spare hand doing anything for eIreland! I know we're a small country but I've been really impressed by the community spirit (which to be honest, is why I kept playing past the first day) .

This newspaper is going to become a sort of regular fixture for me to write down my thoughts, provide a bit of light entertainment for you guys and for me to do a little bit of political comment. Some sections are going to be regular, others not so much. I would welcome any contributions you guys might want to make.



The fourth Guinness is going to be my humour and joke section, contributions from others are welcome.

Do lemons have legs?

'Excuse me, landlord, but do lemons have legs?' asked O'Connor.

'I don't think so, why do you ask?'

'Well, I think I've squeezed your budgie into me gin!'

Poteen
Two poteen makers from West Cork were on their first train journey. With them they had a pint bottle of poteen, fresh from the still. As the first Corkman raised the bottle to his lips and took a long drink, the train happened to pass through a tunnel.
'Don't touch that stuff, he shouted to the second Corkman, 'I've just been struck blind'.


Quattro
Five men in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four."

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Scotsmen retorts in disbelief. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Scotsmen replies angrily, "Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."


Leprechaun's riddle of the week
Prize for this week: 10IEP to the first person to solve it (Must have voted and subbed too)

What does man love more than life? Fear more than death or serious strife? What do the poor have, what the rich require, And what do contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save, And all men carry to their graves?

Post your answer in comments!

This is my first article, so let me know what you guys think! I'm looking forward to your feedback.

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