♥ The Best Endorsement ♥
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by Irish Princess
Pretty Persons of eIreland (except Dylanb, of course, who is a mean face):
The Irish Princess is hereby formally endorsing the amazing patton for the next eIreland President.
Congratulations, patton on this wonderful achievement ♥
The Princess has given her full backing of patton for ePresident for three short, but important reasons.
1 ♥ Experience
Patton is certainly exuding with political and general eRepublik-Irish experience. I believe he was born somewhere around the 20th day of the new world? Basically here from the beginning. Who would know the ins and outs of politics better than a citizen who has seen and experienced many regimes and leaders?
2 ♥ Dedication
I begrudingly say that patton spends many hours on eRepublik ensuring the well-being of eIreland whether he be President, congressman, businessman, or simple citizen. The Princess herself sees this as a flaw, but for eIreland as a whole, this time and effort show a man's dedication and willingness to take responsibility for his words.
3 ♥ Attractiveness
Patton is delicious. How could any of the other candidates compete with his charm and degree of aesthetic appeal? Being that attractive requires much hard work and pain-staking torture. Speaking from a level of more defined and sophisicated experience, I can tell you that being beautiful is not easy. But someone has to do it.
I have still no clue as to how he gets his hair so shiny and pristine. Although, I am developing a theory about the babies he consumes......
Vote Patton for a third term ♥
Also-- Gordongekko has been named the Princess's new favorite ♥
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nice article : ) Vote Patton!
Everyone knows that babies are high in that nice, delicious protein that makes hair silky and smooth. That's exactly why I e-...err...don't eat babies, because it's an action frowned upon by upstanding members of society.
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If, and that is a BIG if... Patton were to eat babies... they would only be bad babies... like little Mannimarcos or Padraig Pearses... Now I don't think he eats babies... but I'm just sayin', you know... if.
Wow what a diversity of woven Ursidae cupcakes, I say!
wwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooo im the new favourite im so honoured 🙂
Is she for real please god someone tell me.
Thank you princess 🙂
I think it's nice to have the feminine touch now and then. Lord knows I can't do all the pink and frillies. 🙂
Points 1 & 2 are spot on, Princess. I won't comment on point 3. 🙂 A lady knows what lines not to cross.
I'd have to disagree Edana. Sometimes a lady can be wrong, you know?
1: Snake is more experienced. At least by XP anyway.
2: He is very dedicated. He is on a par with Patton here I believe.
3: As a man, it's difficult for me to comment but I believe Snake is deceptively attractive and is therefore probably more attractive than Patton without this being noticed.
Thank you John for sharing with us your views on Snake's level of attractiveness 🙂
I have played the game longer John. Snake has more XP because when he takes a break from the game he still works and trains. When I take a break I dont go near the computer. Even so Snake has lots of experience and I woudldnt want to belittle that
I'm happy either way with whoever wins as I know you both will be great Presidents in the coming month. I'd slightly prefer Snake though.
Thanks everyone 🙂
I would like to draw everyone's attention to the comment that Dylanb made about the Princess and her "realness" as further evidence to why he is on his way to being formally banished.
Thanks again!
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