^.^ Sup? ^.^
PrincessMedyPi
So, people thought I was dead. That's pretty sad. As GLaDOS has proclaimed for years, I'm still alive. Oh, yeah ... I'm also an American citizen again.
Time for a little Q and A.
Q: ZOMG, SHE'S PRINCESSMEDYSPY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A: Yeah, that's pretty old, fake news. Paranoid people need not apply.
Q: WHY DID YOU COME BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A: You guys asked. Now, you're complaining because I'm back. Ffffff. Makes me want to leave and go back to the UK ^.^
Q: WHAT HAPPENED TO PORTUGAL?
A: Well, it's where I keep my vacation home. I love my moustache, and I still wear it proudly. It's the place I will go to die when that time comes. Contrary to the belief that it would be Turkey or Alaska, Portugal is where I call home.
Q: SO DOES THIS MEAN JUSTINIOUS IS COMING BACK??!!!?!?!?!??!??!
A: Ummm, no. In case you missed the memo, Justinious died like a year ago, and I have since moved on.
Q: OMFG, WILL YOU FINALLY MARRY ME?
A: Nope. I'm taken by the one man who I will be attached to to my grave. Have been for like 9 months. I think you may have heard of him--his name is GLaDOS.
Q: WHAAAAAAAT? WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO THE WEDDING?
A: There was no wedding because it's common law. We've just been together that long.
Q: CAKE OR PIE?
A: Pie on Pi, duh.
Q: I'M YOUR BROTHER.
A: I know. Too bad nobody else does. Protip for A Timely Bitch readers: Emerick is my brother.
Q: Who the hell are you? Might help out some of the people who were born in the apparently long ass time you were away?
A: Oh yeah. Even though it's really out of date, my wiki has a bit about me. Some highlights for the tl;dr known as my wiki. Former Turkish Congresswoman and PP. Former American VP, CoS, Congresswoman, Creator of the Department of Citizen Affairs & The Welcoming Party, PP of UIP, Founding member of SCI, Ambassador to Finland, Marine, Co-Founder of the eusforum, etc. Former PP of the Orange Party in Japan and handled some foreign affairs there too. I can never remember anything I've done.
Q: Are you gonna run for president again? Or party president? Or will will you stay out of politics?
A: I haven't decided what I'm going to do. I probably won't ever run for President again, even though it was pretty fun. I'd love to be a PP again, as that is a pretty fun job and doesn't require a crap ton of time. I've been asked to come back to congress before as well, and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment nor the forum again. For now, I'll probably stay out of politics, as I'm in the middle of some IRL stuff.
Q: How do you feel about the Publius Fist?
A: I throw up that fist with pride. I also am the only person that can fist Publius. So, that's p great.
Q: You like me? ^.^
A: OFC I do, DDimow! You are pretty awesome. Care Bear stare!
Keep asking me anything in the comments and I'll keep adding it to this article.
Kisses,
Pi
P.S. If you want to chill with Pi, come hang out in #usa-chat. It's still the place for cool kids. Oh, yeah, I'm usually chatting under the nick Mellie on Rizon.
Comments
My eGodess is back!
^________^
<3
😁
I'm your brother. Count that as a question and comment.
OMG YES! THE QUEEN IS BACK!!!
ALL HAIL PRINCESSMEDYPI!!!
CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL!!!!!
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Oh goodie
I'm so happy I could thrust.
🙂
<3
\o/
I have a question. Who the hell are you?
Might help out some of the people who were born in the apparently long ass time you were away?
THERE ARE NO WIMENZ ON THE INTERNET! I don't trust you!
Carlos, you must now pay penance for cursing in front of the fair maiden. Say 3 Hail Medy's and then 2 Praise Michael Lewis's and spend the rest of the night reading the wiki.
You forgot 5 praise Alby's Kyle
Also consuming at least a half-rack of PBR.
Alby is a heretic tdwester. Only fools praise him.
Braucht ata Alby!
Welcome back \o/
Have fun in the US.
OMG, you are still alive
Oh, I'm totes a Medyphile :3 \o/
Pimp <3
Are you gonna run for president again? Or party president? Or will will you stay out of politics?
I Tweeted this so hard. Mellie is p great. And even that isn't really giving her justice right there.
/me glomps Mellie
Welcome back!! it was never the same without you 🙂
Welcome back Mel! We've missed ya!
How do you feel about the Publius Fist?
Yo Mellie wb XD
go to pres and teach them the ways of the mustache like we taught you plz
That's the only way to enlightenment and superior strength
apart from that good luck you
😘
PmP FtW
You like me? ^.^..😣/strong>☪
The joy I felt when I saw this in my sub box was palpable. Happy days.
SPAI
Bonjour :3
ha the great Emerick is your bro? hahahaha thats jus freaking great so as a question for you do you know if your brother is oing to/already has rejoined eRep after his unfair FP Permaban?