[State] The Polish MPP

Day 1,854, 16:10 • Published in USA USA • by Department of State


Greetings Americans,

Some of you may have noticed that the President of the United States proposed a MPP with Poland.
Obviously this move coming on the heels of the collapse of the alliance formerly known as CTRL (and now known as a steaming pile of poo) is a bit of a surprise. However before too much speculation starts flying around about this move, let’s talk about some facts.

-Serbia has a border with the United States.
-Serbia is our oldest enemy.
-We do not want to get invaded.

All that being said, adding the Polish MPP to our stack is a defensive maneuver. With one fell swoop we have almost certainly ended the threat of invasion from Serbia. The MPPs that Serbia would lose in an attack on the United States would be massive. Poland, Spain, Bulgaria and Chile are the top ones. All of those nations have considerable strength and would wipe out Serbia’s MPP stack.

This is a defensive MPP.




So does this mean we’re best friends with Poland again?
No.
Not even a little bit. The Inwegen Administration has no intention of fighting for Polish battles, nor committing any sort of resources to aiding the Poles. We signed this MPP to stop an invasion, not help Poland.

We’re not creating CTRL V2. That ship has sailed (or rather sunk). What we’re working on is the continued security of the United States, so that we can focus on the Serbs inside our borders as opposed to those outside them.




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