[SPAM] Canal Icing the CP Elections April 2016

Day 3,060, 05:22 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Karacticus






The results are in.



Obviously the admin team are now checking and verifying this data (24 hours!) but it is clear to see the over all winner here: Me.

Now some people may be a little anal about this but if you look at my pie chart below it is clear that I won.



Please see workings on other page


As you can see these are quite conclusive findings which will no doubt be called into question by the so called "maths people" in our community. However, my data is beyond reproach and can not be faulted.






Having taken into account the 568 votes I received in March 2010 and the 21 votes I received in this election you will see that I actually have 589 votes.

These 589 votes now give me over 100% of the votes.





With these results in mind I'd like to offer my commiserations to the other candidates and wish them well in the future. Please do not be too hard on yourselves but actually you should be ashamed of how badly you did.



Tomorrow we begin the task of governing.

The Spammicans and myself would like to thank you for your overwhelming support and hope you enjoy being oppressed for the next month.


Hugs

K