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After reading through it..
excellent article! Made me lol as always

Needs more srs political analysis. : P

stfu sellout

That article is the saving grace of eUK...utterly brilliant.

So...dating agency eh?

...don't just like my fucking post, who is in this dating agency because I'll be fucked if I'm paying to be set up on a blind date with Iain Keers

name: mwcerberus
sex: YES PLEASE
age: 20
About myself:
i'm very intellegent and highly educatted

i take regular exercise often running through the park stopping only when i catch them

i'm a fun kind of guy who is easy to talk to as i will often get to know people really quickly by sharing the stories of the times i've had hemorrhoids and the time there was blood in my stool

i would like to be set up with a woman 16-20, DD or larger and a big fan of anal

let me know ladies 😉

Congratulations. Our super computer has found you a match. That'll be 2 dollar 50.

http://twentyfiveandjobless.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/article-1078398-02269ca8000005dc-396_233x442_popup.jpg

Ohh go on then

Need more info Pat

Payment received mwc o/
Thank you and we hope you use this service again...which there'll be no need to as our service is great and you'll live happily ever after!

It took me awhile to think of nothing...

And this is why we're winning \o/

To be this lazy takes effort...

Name: Horice
Sex: Non consensual bdsm
Age: I'm not fussy
About myself: Well...I'm PP of The Real Spamicans, and President of the Royal
Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things. This year our members have
put more things on top of other things than ever before. But, I should warn you,
this is no time for complacency. No, there are still many things, and I cannot
emphasize this too strongly, not on top of other things. I myself, on my way here
this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way. Shame
indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must
never forget that if there was not one thing that was not on top of another thing our
society would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered
together for no good purpose. But we flourish. This year our Spamican members
and the various organizations affiliated to our Real Spamican branches put no fewer
than twenty-two things on top of other things. But there is one cloud on the horizon.
In this last month our newly formed Ska branch, headed by brother CptChazbeard,
has not succeeded in putting one thing on top of another.

Horice 🙂

Phowar you lucky lucky man. We've found you the ideal match and it's only going to cost you 17Gold!!!

(It's the one on the left!)
http://www.dici.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/burka_graduation.jpg

I must admit that I'm very disappointed with the service your
agency have provided! Those women are clearly stacked side
by side, I clearly stated that I was looking for vertically stacked
females, one on top of another, I shall bid you good day sir!

Horice 🙁

We're very sorry for any distress caused. We have reviewed your requirements and hope this is more to your taste.

http://imageplay.net/img/tya22319117/HoriceDates.png

Better!

Horice 🙂

Name: Surfer Dude
Sex: Depends on your looks
Age: Prime
About myself: I am a fearless adventurer.
I am highly educated and a political leader.
Looking for a female. Too bad this is eRepublik.

We typed your name and requirements into our Super Cool Date Matcher (google) and found someone who's ideal for you.

http://s7d4.scene7.com/is/image/CostumeSupercenter/24585-11?$medium$

No charge on that one o/

Voted because Chaz.

YES i made it on to a Chaz article....

Damn, it was the spot the penis competition

o7

don't knock Spot the Penis...

I need a new wife after mine got perma-banned.

Chaz find me a suitable mate and I shall shower you with my -74k

I'm so ronery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

Your perfect match!

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1333744

I believe you two were married before 😉

Name - Dr Hugh Jardon

Age - Not relevant, if it has a pulse it counts.

About myself - Well i am a keen amateur gynecologist as well as a Government appointed breast inspector. I like long walks on a beach and lying down with a member of the opposite sex infront of a blazing fire. My dislikes are sand and physical activity and i will be honest i have a struggle fighting my pyromaniac urges. I'll pay for company I am that desperate. HELP ME, PLEASE JUST SHOW ME SOME ATTENTION!

Found. Details below

We've got you a smoking hot blonde that's guaranteed never to take her eyes off of you!

http://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/200191799-001.jpg

That'll be 10k pl0x

Oh bugger. You need this to simulate a pulse btw

Lmao...classic mate, classic

Name - Pat Harper

Age - 97

About myself - I enjoy a good game of bowles on a sunday afternoon and run a strip club for overweight 40 year olds. I am a keen bird watcher and use my spare time looking up mole habitats

You didn't specify ethnicity so take your pick:
http://www.chachingonashoestring.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kleenex.jpg

I'l go with blue

a proper article about the 80's is still pending... all those squares remind me that.

I can see what you mean now.

I support the public service announcement with regards to Alphabethis. He is a true menace to society, and I'm sure a Skatalite government would put him behind bars...where he belongs.