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[SIRIUS] We're Back and With Special Offers!!!

Day 2,616, 13:18 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sirius HQ

Hiya!!

Did you miss us? Well... Ever since we stopped existing we were looking what to do next and decided that transforming ourselves into a Tropical Agency would be the best. We know that Asteria has big ambitions and they aim the stars but thanks to them we found some really great proposals just for you here on earth!!!

Our new Logo, click on it for our company music while we take you on this magic journey.

1. Sao Paulo in Cyprus

The biggest city of Cyprus has to offer quite a lot in terms of cheap night-life, girls with big as*es, hot hunks and wild beach orgies. There's something for everyone fighters, trolls, 2 clickers in this hot-tempered mess of a paradise. And you, my dear investors, WILL LOVE IT. Taxes and wages are so low that it's a real heaven for anyone trying to find cheap workers. Cyprus airlines which are well known especially to Hungary for their safe landings will make sure that you will enjoy yourselves!!!

Work tax - 1%
VAT tax - 1%
Our investment and travel rating - 9/10

2. Brasilia in Croatia

As a former capital of Brazil, this city is full of big government buildings and big parks !!! Not so good for having fun but perfect for doing business unless you are a football fan or you like Brazilian carnival which this year will have an European touch. We recommend this Croatian city to any investors in the wood and bikini industry.

You can see the preparations with guest star leader of Banana Alliance Field Marshal Ser Fartsalot.

Work tax - 1%
VAT tax - 1%
Our investment and travel rating - 7/10

3. Buenos Aires in Chile

Famous for it's night parties, this Chilean city is improving it's investment climate fast in order to achieve the same level as Sao Paulo and Brasilia. Very soon, this gem will also have the lowest work tax rate in whole South America. However, slightly higher VAT taxes still put it below Sao Paulo on our investment rating. Buenos Aires is a good place for new players, clones, 2 clickers, Chile gov will ensure steady bonus and every day war to keep the fun going on.

Work tax - 1% (from tomorrow)
VAT tax - 3%
Our investment and travel rating - 8/10

European wealthy citizens that enjoy full bonus and have plenty of time between overkill and counting money are more than welcome once every 2 days in our South American colonies to enjoy the sun and have fun with us!!!

And of course, there's a high selection of Chinese speaking cities in Turkey, Chile and Croatia but we will leave that for the other occasion.

Hope you enjoyed our presentation and have a nice travel!

Sirius, TI Agency

Comments

Nastoor Day 2,616, 13:22

Add me as a friend!111!!!oneone!!

KaRaBeLa48 Day 2,616, 13:23

Saiwun Day 2,616, 13:23

lol

Fataliix Day 2,616, 13:24

Whet my appetite.

DlOS Day 2,616, 13:24

BANANATORNADO Day 2,616, 13:24

lol, as an agency you are definitely better than as alliance

Nuclear tasos maximous Day 2,616, 13:25

v 😃

Gali. Day 2,616, 13:25

Hot damn.

Fessti Day 2,616, 13:28

It looks like you sold Malaysia Airlines tickets to Polish citizens few days ago...

colour haze Day 2,616, 13:29

Cro Ronin Day 2,616, 13:29

hahaha

Baton the Daesitiate Day 2,616, 13:30

hahahahaha 😃

Ethan Seelowe Day 2,616, 13:31

lol

Pasok na goustaroume Day 2,616, 13:32

RaccoonGoon Day 2,616, 13:34

Well, this was both unexpected and entertaining.

El Nejro Day 2,616, 13:34

hahahaha

Ivan je Car 2 Day 2,616, 13:34

I opened this article on my phone hoping it's something important,but soon as i saw it's from Uk i knewed it's a troll 😃

I.Robin Day 2,616, 13:36

Isn't this the newspaper of the FAILED alliance that people will always remember as the mor0ns in the game

Fessti Day 2,616, 13:40

http://prntscr.com/5u5ec7

😘

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,616, 13:41

That's Chris1983 (fail PTOer). He couldn't stay away from UK for too long.

I.Robin Day 2,616, 13:44

Every country in the game was part of an alliance that was cool but that alliance is one of the worst the history of the game
Not being able to see that means you are a mor0n

I.Robin Day 2,616, 13:47

@ little fartsalot Is this how you explain that UK has 2 core regions under foreign rule and ZERO BONUS ... by saying that everybody else is multy ???
uk is NUMBER 30 BY POPULATION !!!
This just means that the people in charge are ... you know

Fessti Day 2,616, 13:53

I just know one thing, that eUK has been never before so fun and so active.

Keep up the hard work Ser Funsalot o/

I.Robin Day 2,616, 14:16

The UK is NUMBER 30 !!!!!!!!
Before the UK was in the top 20.
I DO NOT CARE THAT THERE ARE 1000 PLAYERS AND fartsalot spends his money on the game , THAT IS WHAT PLATO WANTS
I WANT 2000 , 3000 PLAYERS IN THE UK , AT LEAST

Fessti Day 2,616, 14:18

U tard..shhht

Addaway Day 2,617, 02:32

Lol I robin, when was the eUK rank 20 for population? We hit in the top 20 for damage sometimes, but not for population. If you want 3000 players in the eUK, either invent the time machine and go back to 2010, or get the admins to make the game actually good

OVALNI REBORN Day 2,616, 16:09

failed alliance just smashed ''great living next level alliance aka assteria''
now imagine how big fail assteria is xaxa

I.Robin Day 2,616, 16:26

asteria didn't do shit till now but they still exist so they have a chance
Sirius was founded in february and in november it was gone , it didn't last 1 year.
I don't understand how an alliance that can resist 1 year can be seen as a good alliance by some mor0ns.
UK was part of some great alliances in the past but sirius was a joke.
They had Sirius, Aurora , Root and proSirius against Asteria and Leto, only some people that at really bad at this game can fail so bad.