[SFPOM] New Management:

Day 3,558, 17:49 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Congress Call:
This is a call to all Congressional Candidates. Please announce your candidacy in the party thread. The call will be closed on the 20th and the primaries will begin.



Loose Cannon News:

~Linda~
Good evening. I'm Linda Vanderbooben.

~Dick~
And I'm Richard Cranium.

~Linda~
Today's top stories are; The release of eUKranian Regions and latest Party Presidential elections.

~Dick~
But first, a word from our sponsors.


Commercial Playing:
Have you been Injured in an accident? Don't face the insurance companies alone. Call the law offices of Robin Swindler.
We've hired a team of professionals that specialize in extortion. Companies would rather pay us than face the prospect of going to court with us.
Sure, you could try and do this yourself, but you'd never get the right paperwork and the court clerk will not have a clue what you're talking about.


~Dick~
In local politics; the Party Presidential Elections have concluded.
Perhaps the most intriguing of which, was the Socialist Freedom Party's choice to elect a newcomer to one of the most powerful positions in the eUS. Phil has not yet acknowledged his loss in an election that has already seen a lot of contention.

~Dick~
Here are the winners of the top 5 party elections:

Federalist Party
rainy sunday wins with 42 votes or 53.85% of the vote.

United States Workers Party
Garmr wins with 37 votes or 69.81% of the votes.

Socialist Freedom Party
Maxwell Hanz wins with 25 votes or 56.82% of the vote.

Black Sheep Party
Arrden wins with 34 votes or 75.56% of the votes.

We the People
Nesterus wins with 25 votes or 73.53% of the vote.

`~Linda~
eUS has cut a deal for the release of some eUkrainian regions. The eUkrainian Prime Minister has agreed to wash the eUS presidents car, every Monday, for the next two years.
There will be a training war to show good faith. All Direct attacks must be won by the eUs and all resistance wars must be won by eUkraine. This is needed to keep the war active.

~Linda~
eNew Zealand and eUS are continuing their military exercises. All direct wars must be won by the eUS and all resistance wars need to be won by eNew Zealand.

~Linda~
And our top story, tonight; eUS has proposed an airstrike on eIsrael. The military industrial complex is one of our biggest sponsors and it will be good to see that money coming in, again. Gambling is a slippery slope. Especially, when it's lubricated with booze and prostitution.
Right Dick?

~Dick~
That's right, Linda. And as long as you make the payments on that Mercedes, you can call yourself a functioning addict.
.
~Linda~
That's all the news for this broadcast. Join us tonight, for a movie promotion, a human interest story and news about the latest nightclub shootings.