[SA]The meeting between Harvad University and eSouth African adminstration
MuscleRoller
A red striped black van with a green tree on its sides left the Limpopo International Airport. It was arranged, that tomorrow the Harvad University would meet the eSouth African adminstration. Due to their sheer of good will, they offered the Harvad University a place to stay in the night before the meeting.
The red striped black van with a green tree on its sides arrived at Watersports Pig Resort, a spa hotel famous of its exclusive Finnish sauna. Straight away, when they arrived, Billy headed to the pool. After a nice swim and trimming his muscles, he oiled himself in the same old manner. Prof. David enjoyed himself in the sauna, though, and for example NoMotherlandWithoutYou went to expand his image collection in the computer of his suite.
The evening in Watersports Pig resort did good to Billy. Early in the morning the red stiped black van with a green tree on its sides left the hotel in order to meet the admistration. The ride wasnt too joyfull, though.
Driving through slums, gang fights, masses of starving black people and garbage piles isnt joyfull indeed.
"We will change all this", said Billy with a fortunate tone, "We will bring eSouth Africa into a prosperous millenia".
"I'm not completely sure about this. They might doubt our economics plans like eVenezuelans did. You see what happened to their country. We will do what we need, with force if needed. We must hope that they will understand our flawless macroeconomics scheme after they see the results", said Prof. David, with little doubt on his voice.
"I just hope that they wont resist, or eSouth Africa will turn to be conquered by eBrazil, like eVenezuela was", replied Billy.
"We must give them hope", said DentalPlan.
The black van with red stripes arrived at the bunker, where the eSouth African cabinet was hiding. It was that when the van came closer, the guards in their guard posts and the men manning the machinegun nests saw the great green tree on the van's side.
What are they hiding? Who are they afraid of?
"I hope this all goes well.. all this security gives me an impression they are afraid of us", chuckled Billy.
"Maybe they are afraid of my completely flawless economic plan!" laughed Prof, David.
The blast doors were opened, and the Harvad University was immediatelly greeted by the eSouth African president. The arrivers were given a suite to make themself comfortable in before the meeting took place.
"😉
o you have any oil, so I can oil myself? I'd prefer lavender", mentioned Billy.
"S-sure, said the president", with obvious fear in her eyes when meeting such a big and muscular man.
The president gestured something rather odd, and raeged with her native african tongue.
Tomorrow, the meeting would take place. Everything was to be settled.
Give them hope.
Only the results will make them understand.
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Of note: macroeconomics is now being taught in Brazil at our rival university, the Venezuelan Institute of Studies.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/temario-de-la-catedra-de-macroeconomia--1073951/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/tema[..]1/20
If they've changed their mind, why can't you?
Cool story, Brofessor
Macroeconomics is a fun major.
I'm from Venezuela
I'm a true Venezuelan
South Africa, these people are THIEVES....
These people are 888chan and 7chan ... they have a lot multiaccounts to win elections, they won in Venezuela with multiaccounts.
They are not Venezuelan, none of them speak Spanish, the official language of Venezuela. They used "Google Translator" ... Spanish language does not reflect well on any translator.
They are not members of Harvard University, used his name as a front.
I know this bastards, they are manipulators and liars.
Recuerda ... robas una vez, pero no dos veces...
well well well So they have never heard of UNISA. And they m,ust be in a different country if they think we have starving people and Riots going pn let alone that our government hides out in a bunker. This is a clear case of Damn i am good and have no clue as to what is going on in the country i now find myself in syndrome.
Ek hoor jou, Erdwurm 😛
These guys are joking right?
They seem to have a one-track mind. Have they been indoctrinated? Or is it maybe the same person 😉
Anyway, I'm new to eSA and I'm not starving. I get a great wage too. In fact, I don't live in a slum. I have a Q1 house, which I think is excellent for someone my age.
Haha, why waste time on these guys? Only thing I'm worried about is all the multi-accounts in the next elections.
By the way, Ines, I'd love to know why you spoke in a native language when you speak English fluently. Oh, and I didn't think you'd be afraid of such an oiled up hunk of muscle. Is it perhaps because he looked more like a Gorilla on steroids? 😛
JoeKi, thanks for stating something EVERYONE knows.
If there's someone in SA who doesn't know we are here, they must be slightly slow in the head considering at the moment we are more popular then those garbage homosexual Twilight movies.
Also what you said is a misconception. We are not from "Harvard", we are from HARVAD! Please check your spelling... it's like the difference between whitehouse.gov what .com used to be.
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@joeki
yo si hablo español aweonao qliao 🙂
@joeki
Seems like someone used google translator as well.
derp.
Harvad = Cancer.
Harvad = Multiaccounts.
Harvad = Bastards.
Admit that we owned your country.
BAWWWWWWWWWWW
I look forward to your demise.
No vote.
Godspeed, professor.
May your unfaltered style and solid muscles lead the way to glory.
Harvad University is best University.
This so-called University brings no knowledge, just simple ideological crap for a select few...
@Zagarius
The same could be said of all religions.
But enough talk! Have at you!
We will make it work.
Ons vir jou eSuid Afrika!
WHAT IS A MAN!?!!?
Hierdie ouens is getik in hulle koppe.
Neem enigiemand hulle ernstig op?
Moet ons bekommerd wees?
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Hahaha! n hele klomp dose die lot. Ek's net bekommered oor the 25ste wanneer hulle met al hul so genaamde multis die land proebeel oor vat.
fail
Suid-Afrika eerste! Moeni na di bliksims luistr ni.
Translation: I lol'd at this fairy tail of yours. So so funny.
no vote.
FAIL.
I liek your style.
Godspeed MuscleRoller, go in the name of Harvad and educate the world!
^Noob org
@NoMotherLandWithoutYou
I do agree that those Twilight movies are garbage. But you have no right to be calling anything homosexual. Do you read these guys fucking articles or can you even read? Apparently he is a naked wrestler who cant stop oiling himself up. Reading his articles are the gayest things i have EVER read/seen before.
You my friend. Are the homosexual.
P.S.
Astonishing manner, bridge-dweller.
Ek dink hulle is konstant hoog of iets om te dink dat hulle enegens iets goed doen... Hou hulle net terug en hoop miskien dat hulle 'n meisie kry of uit hulle ouers se huis uit trek en lewens kry 🙂
Hahaha! hulle trek te veel draad om n meisie te kry.
Ek kry die arme donders jammer... Hulle het niks beter om te doen as om eRep op the vok nie, dit moet n elendige lewe wees....
STOP CALLING ME A HOMO OR ... OR.. YOU'LL BE SORRY!
do what the muscle man says, his words are wise, his body is muscle.