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Daqing, West Korea - Due to recent discovery made by members of the traitors namely illegitimately elected president Snayke, there was unearthed something that shocked the proletariat that had not been converted to Dear Leader. It was a recent discovery that was announced not so long ago that showed those that hounded the Juche Box Party's most excellent planning in defense of foreign takeovers by emptying the treasury and immediately using it to aid the poor by executing a massive industrial rebirth of industry.

However, the most vocal critic of this was Flem. Flem demonstrated to be a true Capitalist. As per norm in Capitalistic doctrines, the person must always cry and advocate small government in order to protect their business ventures at the expense of the proletariat. Until the elite ruled the country then they can do whatever they want to destroy other organizations like charities to aid the poor since the bottom line is what they care about. Due to the recent civil war between the people of Chosun, Flem announced to the war torn land of Chosun that he would run to protect his business ventures.

As a true ardent supporter of the failed system of imperialism, his lust was discovered. He had pocketed the West Korean Dongs (WKD) for private business ventures that he admitted he did not remember. When confronted, he panicked like the animal he truly was and claimed that all money belonged to him. He, later on, blamed the Indonesians for it despite being given the stolen money. Therefore, why did he keep the stolen money instead of returning it? Because he does not care for China, if Logomaster was willing to sell out China to the United States what of Flem?

Here is what I say of Flem, he ran to safety. He realized that when the workers are pushed they will kill their oppressors and set up the inevitable Workers' Paradise. I will leave this with you, Comrade. This is where Flem is currently located at:


Out of all the places he ran off to why did he run back to Indonesia? Because he was backed by them!

Unlike the dirty pigdog, we, the people of Chosun, are determined to develop West Korea to be a great nation. We, the standard bearers of the highly esteemed banner of Songun, ultimately desire to see a free and United Korea. Glorious Leader, the esteemed father of all Koreans, will wisely guide our hands and protect us from the foreign invaders from without and the traitors from within!

Long Live the Revolution! Long Live Glorious Leader!