[RAF] Bulletin and mini-games, round 3

Day 5,506, 04:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby

Afternoon gents o/

Weekly Bulletin

• You may want to plan ahead for the Christmas event and ‘team up’ with someone with similar damage to quickly exchange gifts.

• UK Gov subsidy is linked to respecting other players’ medal runs, currently whoever's first at 20k in Air and 80m in D4. Lower divs doing their daily order will always take priority.

• Try to WIN defending campaigns and LOSE attacks, though we don’t need to secure each battle 'correctly'. A longer campaign means more medals.


Mini-games - Round 3

(all welcome to take part)

>Where’s the eUK?

We’ve again 'upped sticks' and have found a new home in one of our former colonies/territories. Which one is it? Will you stick to your guns or try somewhere new?

You can post your guess in the comments 'ere again. Those closest wins a £10k pot with £5k for the runner up.

Round 2 results: the correct answer was...



Papau New Guinea!



Just nextdoor in Australia earns Wingfield the prize with the late guess of Singapore narrowly grabbing Madacaion the runner up’s consolation. Well played gents!


LIAR

Another blast from the past, here we’ll have someone each week tells us a bit about themselves and give 3 ‘facts’ - one of which is a lie. Another £10k pot split between the correct guesses.

To kick things off we have an old colleague and friend from across the pond, Thee Dude. Good luck gents!

“Greetings y'all. Thee Dude here, current and seven time CP of the eUSA. After a 9 year layoff, I returned during the covid surge of spring 2020. And I've been steady at it since.
I'd like to think that I'm viewed as hard working, generous, and all a round nice guy. Or Dude as it were.
When I'm not preforming my duties as CP, I can be found helping out wherever is needed. Many hands make lite work!

My name is David and I'm 53 years old. Born and bred here in the USA. After moving around a lot in my childhood, my family finally landed in Florida. I've been here ever since. It's a crazy place, but I love it.

In RL I'm a professional Chef and run a restaurant in a seaside tourist town. I've been cooking for a living for 35 years now slinging food for the hungry masses. What I love most about my job is the ability to have an impact on a person's life. Like this game we all play, it's the relationships you build in life that matter.

I am a passionate consumer and collector of music and books. I've been in love with both as long as I can remember. I've been collecting music since I was 10 and books shortly there after. Two of my favorite things in life”

A. After high school I spent a summer following the Grateful Dead on tour. It was the 80s, so they were pretty old by then, but they could still jam like nobodys business. I spent my time selling bootleg tshirts, dropping acid, and chasing girls. This went on for a few years til one day in late July, the road manager finally noticed me selling tshirts a block from the concert. A couple of big security guys showed up and told me I had two choices. Leave or have some bones broken. Easy career choice

B. I once lived, and worked with a guy for six months. We had a falling out that ended in a physical fight. He moved out. I quit the job. A year later he would be arrested for murdering three people.

C. So one day I happen to go into work early and see that the wood smoker on the back porch is on fire. Literally on fire. And it was a big smoker. So ran in, unlocked the door, as I was the first one there, and called 911. No cell phones. I used every fire extinguisher in the building until I was down to just a water hose, but I managed to keep the fire under control long enough for the fire department to arrive. They told me I single handily saved the whole building. And my job. Lol

So lads, which one’s the lie? You can post your guess in the comments below.


And finally, the infamous…


JiminyChristmas Memorial Casino

Endorse ‘ere to ‘throw the dice’. At the end of the week we’ll throw you into a random number generator-

0-6: No dice! +1 to your next throw
7-8: 200 Q7 Food
9-10: 20 Q7 Tanks
11: 5 Gold
12 (Jackpot): £10,000

Best of luck lads and gib a prod if you have an idea for an event yourself.


Round 2 Results

Keithunder gets a +1 to his throw and rolls an 8 (9)! https://prnt.sc/LooIlhFMtbxX
Alexander gets a +1 to his throw and rolls a 1 (2)! https://prnt.sc/GOiSsNdI_f4S +2 to next throw
Piran rolls an 11! https://prnt.sc/_5DpBhEFNWfD
JRCS rolls a 7! https://prnt.sc/8axIk-yqSBXS
Harvey rolls a 9! https://prnt.sc/QtoBOJwBqR5b
Bay Jee rolls a 12! Jackpot! https://prnt.sc/PpGCMpJMQfkD
Yigit rolls a 2! https://prnt.sc/My_Aw90jt5FI +1 to next throw
Certacito rolls a 3! https://prnt.sc/bhRzV3Afd-cU +1 to next throw
AMD rolls a 8! https://prnt.sc/MjLl3WbhVbkF
D I W rolls a 2! https://prnt.sc/t2bwJYVkU3zF +1 to next throw
Ebrietas rolls a 3! https://prnt.sc/t9ZcSSfR7Efe +1 to next throw
Gali rolls a 6! https://prnt.sc/m39SePFnuuw8 +1 to next throw
Madacaion rolls a 4! https://prnt.sc/GceMVpjt4w4N +1 to next throw

Congratulations/commiserations… prizes being dropped off now o7