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原文連結：Greetings from PTO’ed Nation of eTurkey!
原作者：Walpole

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." writes Shakespeare in his immortalized play "The Tragedy of Hamlet". If he had been alive and writing about eTurkey, I wonder, whether he would have thought the word “rotten” is enough to describe what has been going on in eTurkey’s political module in past months.
“丹麥國裡有不好的事情發生。”大文豪莎士比亞在他的永恆鉅著 – 哈姆雷特中如此寫道。如果莎士比亞還活著並且打算寫篇有關e土耳其的文章，我好奇他會不會覺得”壞事”兩字不足以形容過去數個月間土耳其的政治風暴。
(註：”Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.”出自哈姆雷特，意指某事非常可疑、情況非常糟糕。)

I don’t know whether the foreign readership of this article is aware or not, but political module in eTurkey is under a heavy assault of fake-account masters in past 4-5 months. During this period, each of the largest two political parties in eTurkey (Turkuaz and UDP) have been taken over twice by these fake-masters. On top, in one occasion, just hours before the parliament elections, UDP has been pushed out of the list of first 5 parties with massive influx of new party memberships in smaller parties.
我不知道國外讀者是否有注意到，但e土耳其的政治在過去4、5個月內正遭受到免洗帳號玩家的強力攻擊。在這段期間內，e土耳其國內最大的兩個政黨(Turkuaz 和UDP)已被免洗帳號玩家顛覆兩次。其中一次是在國會大選前數小時發生的，UDP被其他湧入大量人頭的新政黨給擠出5大黨。

Who are those fake-masters and what have we done to stop them?
這些免洗帳號玩家是誰？我們做了什麼是來阻止他們？

Well, though we don’t have the complete list, we know that it contains many names, including some former presidents of eTurkey too. However, we know for sure who the top occupant of this list is. He is the current chairman of Yeniceri partisi (http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/yeniceri-partisi-3638/1) and de-facto commander of a MU with 4000+ members, called “Acemi Ocagi” (http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/310)
嗯，雖然我們的名單並不完整，但也列出了許多名字，其中包含了e土耳其的前總統。不過我們的確知道誰是頭號攻擊者。他是現任Yeniceri partisi的主席(http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/yeniceri-partisi-3638/1)，也是擁有4000人以上的軍團 - “Acemi Ocagi”(http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/310) – 的實際領導人。

He and his minions, though perform their actions as shameless and flagrantly obvious as they can, they seem virtually untouchable. Countless number of reports by countless number of people, complaining crystal-clear violations of this guy and his minions to the admins, repeatedly fell in deaf ears.
他和他的小弟們雖然無恥、罪大惡極，但卻無法批評。雖然有眾多玩家向無頭雞提出無以計數的舉報，還有明顯關於此人及其小弟們的抱怨，最後卻總是徒勞無功。

Whether because of impassiveness of the admins…. Or, as stated by this fake-master in many occasions, because one of the admins is in his pocket… It does not matter. It is the way it is.
不管是因為無頭雞的毫無知覺…或如同免洗帳號玩家所宣稱的無頭雞之一員是他們的人…這都無所謂，反正事情就是如此。

I am not typing this article NOW to inform you some dated old news of what has been happening in eTurkey either. I am typing this article because, today, fake-masters assaulting the political module in eTurkey have won a major “victory”, which dwarfs all their previous “accomplishments”. Today, we have a president of eTurkey, almost-exclusively elected by the votes cast by fake-masters.
我現在打這篇文章不是為了要告訴你們舊消息或是e土耳其發生了什麼事。我今天打這篇文章是因為那些免洗帳號玩家在e土耳其的政治事務上獲得了重大的”勝利”，使得之前的”成就”都成了泡影。今天，我們選出了一個票源幾乎全來自於免洗帳號玩家的總統。

Many of you know him. Legendary fake-master StankovicAlexa. I lost count of how many times he has been permanently banned in past year, but here he is, crawled out of the hole he was hiding in, out here with a new account (http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5777622) Three days ago, he was nominated as presidential candidate of the party “owned” biggest fake-master of eTurkey, pltalmdr. Two days ago, he (Stankovic) wrote a ridiculously content-empty article declaring his candidacy. Today, he is the president of eTurkey, elected with 1043 votes.
你們許多人都認識他，傳奇的免洗帳號玩家 – StankovicAlexa。我沒有去數過去一年內他被ban掉了多少次，但他就在這，從之前躲藏的洞裡爬了出來，並以新帳號來重見世人(http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5777622)。三天前，他被e土耳其最大的免洗帳號政黨pltalmdr提名為總統候選人。兩天前，他(Stankovic)寫了一篇可笑又乏善可陳的文章，宣稱他是候選人。今天，他以1043票獲選為e土耳其總統。

Well, now the take-home message to foreign readers:
嗯，現在來談談要告訴外國讀者們主要資訊：

The purpose of this article is NOT to invite you to save us from this situation. Well, obviously you cannot. This is our domestic problem; we eTurks will continue to fight against it as resolute as we have always been and, sooner or later, we shall be triumphant in scraping this filth out of our midst.
這篇文章的目的不是要求你們來拯救e土耳其。嗯，很明顯的你們也沒辦法。這是我們的民主問題；我們e土耳其人會一如以往般繼續堅定的對抗他們，遲早我們能夠成功地將惡勢力從我們之中抹去。

The purpose of this article is to convey the following message to foreign readers, military groups, organizations, and foreign governments:
這篇文章的主要目的是傳達以下訊息給外國讀者、軍團、組織和外國政府：


1- As the current president of eTurkey is elected by fake-masters but not by people, his presidency is NULL and VOID in the hearts and minds of silent-masses of honest players in eTurkey.
1-既然現任總統是由免洗帳號玩家們所選出來的，而非由真正玩家們的選擇，所以真正的、沉默的土耳其玩家打從心裡不承認他的總統職位。

2- As this so-called president, sitting on that chair without a mandate given by real people, he is NOT our leader; he is NOT our representative in any platform.
2-既然這個坐在勝選寶座上所謂的總統沒有獲得人民的承認，因此他不是我們真正的領袖；在任何場合之中他都不是我們的代表人。

3- Any agreements signed, any concessions made, any commitments undertaken by this so-called president, or by the members of his so-called government, with foreign governments and/or counterparts are NULL and VOID, and will be treated as if they never existed once the current so-called president is removed from his office.
3-這個所謂的總統或他所謂的政府對其他政府/對等團體所簽屬的任何協定、做出的任何讓步及承諾都是無效的，一旦這所謂的總統被拔除之後皆會被視為從不存在。

4- All friendly foreign nations, organizations and peoples are advised to avoid particular actions or engagements, which might help the legitimization and accreditation of this so-called president and his government.
4-所有友好的外國政府、組織及人民請不要與他們有任何的接觸，以免讓這所謂的總統及其政府的地位被合法化。

Consider yourselves informed!
請認真思考這個訊息！

Walpole,
UDP.