"NUCKS ALL THE WAY INTO CP"

Day 1,504, 21:24 • Published in Canada Canada • by nucksalltheway

My name is nucksalltheway, and I am running to be the President of eCanada. I'm not going to tell you why to vote for me, that is what the others do, but not I. Your vote is your decision, so honestly, vote for whomever you think will make eCanada the best F**king awesome country around. Personally, I believe it to be me, but it's up to you.

Anyways, onto the part we all love to read... THE CABINET!

President: nucksalltheway
-Obviously, I am the one running after all.

Number 2: Rylde
-Technically the VP, but with a WAY cooler name!

The Other CP: Addy Lawrence
-Essentially, Mr. Lawrence himself gets to continue on doing most of his CP duties!

Minister of IRC (and Communications): Gucio16
-Honestly I do not know what MoIRC does, so I combined it with Minister of Communications, but what I do know is there has been some controversy with Gucio and eCanadian IRC in the past. He should make a good MIC! What could possibly go wrong...

Minister of Financial Operations: Rolo Tahmassee
-eCanada needs a strong MOFO! You may notice a trend of giving the other candidates big jobs... anyways, a recovering felon, what could possibly go wrong?

Minister of Defence: ManBee.... er... Beeman
-I like Beeman, or as I like to call him, ManBee, he is a cool guy, so why not give him a cool job?

Minister of Soun😛 Tyrael Snow
-eCanada is in dire need of new sound systems, especially all the Government offices and cars, Tyrael Snow is the man with the plan to accomplish this without spending THAT much money!

Minister of Military: Mary Chan
-Mary Chan is an amazing young woman, perfectly suited to be eCanada's MOM! On the record MOM is in charge of looking over the MU's of eCanada, so get your head out of the gutter.

Drunk Awesome Dude: Muglack
-If eCanada has a MOM it must have a DAD right? TBH this was the best I could come up with that could be summed up as dad so.... anyways your mind is
King of Fun Funny Exciting Europeans- Lukepeters

Minister of Toilet Paper Delivery: Termz... er Code-Y
-Ever run out of toilet paper when on the can? Fear no more, Code-Y will be waiting on call, 24-7 to get you out of a messy situation.

Minister of Hyuu: Nosyt
-Goes without saying.
Minister of French: Jsboutin
-Needed somebody who's french to do french stuff and he was the first to come to mind.

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Cozza
-He's an Aussie, why not have somebody international handle international crap?

Minister of Boob Distribution: Sir Arthur William Currie
-Saving the best for last, SAWC, our faithful MoBD will be in-charge of distributing the boob pictures to all the horny guys out there, and whatever it is the horny gals want to them.
All positions are subject to change!

Remember, vote for the best man and/or woman for the job, hopefully me!

Your hopeful new President, nucksalltheway.

PS. remember, it's nucksalltheway not Nucksalltheway!