QUESTIONS YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER
mick cain
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Whomever keeps reporting my articles.....you are a coward
QUESTIONS YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know
there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies
wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be
twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there...
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn
the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed
if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables,then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Comments
I think this article might be safe from the PC brigade
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
LOL
Whomever keeps reporting my articles.....you are a coward
I get that a lot myself, some invisible person following my comments and waiting with baited breath for a swear word so they can report me. Its sad really. Anyway Voted as per usual O7
Voted!
Voted. : )
"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
LMAO
thnx guys
and yeah hugh it really is sad mate ,but then there are some sad sad people
I got some answers
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? he uses a sharp stone, although he only learnt that when he encounters "white" men according to the book he is hairy like an ape
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? because it makes us feel better
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? because they're bastards & the computer lets them
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? actually they didn't, just head-bands, the film just got it wrong
on another note:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' because they saw the calf drinking from it. but did they try a bull first?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? because they're bastards & the computer lets them x2
And great article voted 🙂
42 !
Horice (:
forgot to add this last time:
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? - no idea, but Baa-Baa Black sheep is very similar too, a couple of stanzas are switch around 😛