[PRESIDENT] Attention all Pakistanis

Day 1,174, 03:25 Published in Pakistan Turkey by kualkerr

Pakistanis!
My brothers of the Sword & Spear!

Just when i try to pull myself away from the pressure, the tension, the constant burden of responsibility, they pull me right back in. I thought my previous farewell article would be the last of mine, as your president. But unfortunately, due to some recent developments, i am forced to write this article. I would try to keep it short n specific.

So here is the deal... Pakistan is being PTOed. Unless something dramatically change in next 2 hours during vote-count, Vegera will officially be declared as the new president of Pakistan. Now i dont need to mention it but i still would.. Vegera and his buddies in party named as Hurriyat are PTOers. They have been tryign to PTO Pakistan for past 1 year and finally succeeded today. The events in comming days can be rough, unexpected and unprecedented. This guy can declare war on our allies, steal our treasury, screw our systems and what not. Therefore, today will be remembered as a black day in the history books of ePakistan.

But its not all doom & gloom. This threat can be countered. We are planning an impeachment on the expected PTOing president, VEGERA. The law will be proposed in next 60 hours. I URGE ALL THE RESPECTED CONGRESS MEN TO VOTE YES TO IMPEACHMENT LAW WE WILL PUT UP IN NEXT 3 DAYS.

Moreover, DONT vote on any proposal without asking from Head of Congress, dishmcds... or SycroN!


Lets stay organized on this one. Nations future and sovereignty lies in the responsibility of the congress members. DO NOT fail Pakistan. Act responsibly. DONT VOTE yes or no to any proposal without asking the people mentioned above. You can also directly ask me about every law as well.

Good luck to us!

Pakistan Zindabad!


Kualkerr
Soon to be the ex-President of Pakistan