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I am standing to be the Party President of The Real Spamicans and I need your help. I believe in this party, I believe in this country and I believe its not butter.

So this Party President election please do not vote for me. My campaign team and I are convinced that we can win - zero votes. So please this election vote for literally anyone else.

Can I count on your vote… being given to anyone else?



The Can't Somebody Else Do it Manifesto
This is my manifesto that whoever wins should implement. So vote for them to achieve these outcomes. Our focus must be on: Activity, Recruitment, Structure, and Elections.

Every serious political party encourages its members to take a deep long look at ARSE. Every single day Spamicans must study ARSE and grab it with both hands. We will not take any cheek from any other party, but we will explore ARSE at every available opportunity, and we will enjoy it. There might be some hairy situations ahead, there might be some unintended crap flying our way but we will plough on through ARSE.



ACTIVITY
The Party President (whatever loser gets elected) needs to engage with members to grow activity. I am proposing that someone else runs Competitions and Games both internally and externally with cash prizes for the winners and those who take part (Even losers need a medal sometimes).

I am also proposing Free Food, Yes, that’s right free food. To encourage activity and fighting (not in bars) we will have regular give aways of food for active members of the Party. Many people have told me that Bribery is wrong but after I give them a large bag of money they change their mind.

What’s a political party without a bit of ESO so I am also proposing some loser implements the MIK’s 7 Day Rule: if any post is older than 7 days on the party feed someone gets Shanked.



RECRUITMENT
Like an erection at a funeral our party is growing even if everyone around us doesn’t like it.

We will achieve this growth through our Media Strategy. What’s this ingenious media strategy? Whoever is PP needs to ensure we write articles. That’s basically it. If we write articles for our party then we already different from the others. We (not me but someone) will incentivise members to write articles promoting the party.

Part of our new media plan will involve new graphics everyone who plays erepublik is made up of magpie DNA. Fancy graphics will be important to win people to our cause.

This will include snap shots of the competitions we run but also updates on Congress and how our CM are voting and what they are saying.



STRUCTURE
Someone needs to talk about structure because I ain’t doing it. We need a comprehensive review regarding the Party roles and their functions. What do we expect from our Party Officers. How do we ensure we as a Party can make the fairest and best decisions some muppet is going to be elected and will have to make difficult decisions so we need a structure which works for us.

Part of this structure will include Training for newer members to understand the game and learn the ways of the Spam. Transparency, Work, Accountability, Training.



ELECTIONS
One of the most important functions of a Party is elections. Whoever is elected needs to concentrate on our parties position to elections.

For Congress we have had a wonderful election result we must continue to build on that through publicising what positive proposals TRS have championed. We will publish election material, but also mid term material. We will appoint someone with the oversight of our Congress Members ensuring better engagement and activity.

Country President: All elections are about winning (except this one I cannot stress this enough do not vote for me). When it comes to CP elections We will stand a candidate not for the sake of standing a candidate but to offer an alternative new ideas and a wave of activity. Our manifesto will be fun but not reckless, activity and game functionality can be achieved. We can enjoy this game’s community while also farming medals.

This next Country President Election we will win - guaranteed. Because every time we stand a candidate we write articles which forces the Incumbent to write articles, and others to write articles. Every election we stand in that increases activity is a victory for us, the UK and the whole game.



Thank you for your time and I hope you love ARSE as much as the next guy (unless that guy is Sambo he likes it a bit too much).


Thank you for your continued non support, please vote, share and comment ‘You’ve not got my vote’ or I wouldn't vote for him even if he hadn't sleep with my mum'

Together we can come last. Together we can get absolutely no votes whatsoever like the UK at a normal Eurovision we are aiming for zero.



TL,DR
1. I am confident I can achieve 0 votes and bottom the pole.

2. Vote for someone else to take care of ARSE

3. How many years has it been since we saw a proper Party President Manifesto?


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