[PotUS] There Will Be No Surrender

Day 1,343, 10:52 • Published in USA USA • by Blank Keating
Boats and hoes,

It. Happened. Again.

Yes. Three countries are now attacking us, just like the old days. And by old days, I mean one, maybe two months ago. The only thing different this time is that Serbia is coming along for the ride, presumably to try to take Texas.

You may think we're doomed. I'm here to inform you that you are not doomed. No, we have a strategy and a crack team of commandos to deal with this invasion. There will be no surrender. There will be no peace. All I can say is that you should fight against Spain instead of Serbia right now. Serbia is roundly kicking the poor island's ass, and we're doing well against Spain. So let Serbia have our honeymoon spot and let's steal initiative from Spain. We'll get it all back later.

TERRA support has been nothing short of glorious lately. They have been in high gear and extremely supportive of us. My faith in the alliance has been greatly increased this month. So, this is a shout-out to FlorenciaC and all my peeps there.


The Statue of Liberty isn't the only thing France gave us.

In other news, we had a little deployment yesterday. Yeah, all of us. All at once. The mission was to break the supply line in Serbia early and put an end to Serbia's attack. Unfortunately, we didn't destroy them in time there, and the offense has kinda broken down since. Still, lots of supplies were given out and our strength was shown in spades as we won by 20-30 percent margins in the first rounds. This was thanks to the USAF and all our militias who do so love paratrooping, not to mention Arm America providing supplies, which you can still partake in.

Other than that, I hope everyone's having a fun congressional election day. Enjoying the chaos and what not. There's nothing quite like today. The articles about terrible elitism. The multifarms, the jealousness, the unbridled chaos. Yes, today is a unique day. A day filled with wonder and sorrow. Make sure you talk to your party people about voting for the right people so your vote doesn't go down the drain. Also, I'm rooting for the Feds. :3

So anyway, I had a wild idea. I think I'm doing a good job. Then I thought, how would I know if I'm doing a bad job if I think I'm doing a good job? I came up with a lot of ideas to solve this conundrum, then threw them all away and made a gdoc. If you have some sense of pride with your civil servants this month, or have some old fashioned raging to do, fill out this here report card.


I is good at lernin thangs.

Fight for your right. Your right to stop doing $20 moves all the time.