[PotUS] Operation: U-Who?

Day 3,430, 22:04 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof
Thanks for the name, Arrden 😘

The Borderlands.

The Frontier.

Little Russia.

That blob of resources between Russia and Romania.

Whatever you’d like to call it, the Ukraine is a state that is currently tucked in a pretty sweet spot. It sits in Eastern Europe, collecting cash from its neighbor, in exchange for giving up about half of its own regions…

Since it doesn’t really seem all too keen on keeping its own regions for itself, I figured we might as well take the rest of them.

So, we’ve loaded up our planes with supplies, weapons, and other goodies to drop all over Ukraine. It’s quite the load. And we’re so ready to drop that load of bombs all over you. It’s gunna be coming in hot and heavy, like no other. With those guns blazing, we’re going to be shooting that load all over you, all day and all night.

As Americans, we sexually identify as an Apache Helicopters. We’ve been trained since birth to soar over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.

We’ve been holding back, and we’re ready to burst all over your frontier.

As such, I’m giving rewards to everyone who goes ALL OUT for this campaign. Massive cash prizes will be had, and you don’t even need to be a US Citizen.

- Campaign Hero for USA? I’ll pay 100k.
- Win the BH in a winning mini for USA? I’ll match your medal in USD.
- Win the Sky Hero Medal if USA wins in the air? I’ll give you 15k
- Steal a BH from Yui? I'll give you 10x the reward in CC!
- Hell, I’ll add a bit of bonus cash if you’re American

So, just let it all out. I know you’ve had Red, White, and Blue Balls for months without a true good conflict to be had.

Let’s go blow that load.