[POTUS] NEW Military Announcement

Day 1,703, 22:40 • Published in USA USA • by Ronald Gipper Reagan

Our new military has deposed the current tyrant from office. I will be assuming the role of President of the United States for the immediate future. In my first act as President, effective at midnight tonight, I have appointed Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne enterprises to assume command of our military forces. This is a move desperately needed in order to bring justice to the wicked, both in eGotham, the eUSA, and abroad. As you can see, he is already hard at working removing Pfeiffer's buttox hairs from our former President's face.

The sole member of this new military will be Batman, who is basically a one man army and can destroy all of the enemies of liberty. I would like to congratulate this Dark Knight of ours on his new position, and encourage him to keep kicking the bad guys in the behind.

We know that here in the eUSA, we have domestic terrorists much like Bane trying to bring suffering and chaos to our people. These eTerrorists are now conspiring to unite to destroy the forces of freedom and to collectively fix the Congressional Elections to single out the Republican Liberty Caucus. Those who oppose us try to portray us as the bad guys, but ask yourself, who would Batman bring justice to? Those who seek nothing but freedom and security, or those who seek to bring their maniacal wrath upon all that stand in their way?

We're on Batman's side.... and the elites who currently control this country and the other major parties stand with scum like Bane. Choose the right side.....

Ronald Gipper Reagan
President of the eUnited States