[PK] BREAKING NEWS THE SONS OF PAKISTAN HAVE AWAKEN
Day 2,211, 12:59
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by Shin Gouki
Citizens of ePakistan lend me your ears!
Assalamoalaikum/Greetings/Salutations
In the history of ePakistani Media, The Chronicle Troll has issued a second press release within hours of a primary. Why is this press release so important you wonder?
Well my friends, the true sons of ePakistan have awaken and so has an old hag by the name of Dr. Walter Bishop! Faris Khawaja, Pak786, Rafay Ahmed & the wannabe Dioist Dr. Walter Bishop have caught us red handed. Yes, I am a Chinese Spy. I must finally confess what is true. Oh what shall I do now?, for these free loaders have realized what our true plan was!
Above. TheJakal (Chinese Spy and PIMP according to Rafay Ahmad who knows his pimping skills first hand) dictating in his usual chinese ways.
These true patriotic morons do not understand simple mathematics and the concept of credit cards. They do not understand that Gold is purchased through a piece of plastic Visa or Mastercard. They fail to understand that once a transaction has been made, the bank credits the amount and you have to pay for it eventually!
Above. True Super hero and Patriot of ePakistan Lal Dupatay Wali Apna Naam tu bata? Faris Malmal ka dupatta? You serious bro?
These true sons of ePakistan have been sleeping for all these years, Alas they are up and awake! It is good news for ePakistan that these sleeping beauties, who consume Slanty Chips and Chocochums from the confectionary shops have now decided to become men! I salute you oh true ePakistanis! Let us rejoice for these friends of ours have volunteered to bear the cost of the entire war!
Faris Khawaja and Rafay Ahmad have both decided to refrain from having Nestle's Milo and Lays! They will now spend the 3000 gold ePakistan needs to hold off its regions from eChina.
Beware eChina for this team has an old wise hag by the name of Dr. Walter Bishop. A fake a$$ Dioist who has one foot on the ground and the other in the grave. Why don't you die already Walter? Leave these kids alone and stop giving them false hope! Sorry, that was my chinese "pimping" mentality talking. Dr. Walter Bishop you can not even spell DIO if his life depended on it. As if he has a long way to go anyway.
Above. Left to Right. Faris Khawaja and Rafay Ahmad standing with TheJakal (centre) Who's pimpin them without consent!
Above. Their parents scolding them after they demand 10,000$ for the war.
I must inform the Government of ePakistan to get in contact with Faris Khawaja and the back street boys and let their MU fight against eChina. They will supply us with Q7 Tanks! They will buy us the best Q7 Food and also buy us warm clothing to keep us chinese spies warm! I congratulate these brave few for they will be selling their organs in order to finance this war and we shall win it! I swear we shall! The 10,000$ or 1 million rupees they spend will bring us joy momentarily! Yes! For 7 more days we shall have our original regions. After that we will lose them along with the organs they sell to fund the war!
Above. The Cino-Pak (Chinese and Pakistani if dumbasses can't understand cino-pak) JV assault plane that inspired these Chinese hating Sons of ePakistan.
Thunder Assault Squad is the true ePakistani MU! Lets see an overview of this legendary MU! The Irony! oh the Irony! For these dumbasses don't understand that the JF-17 Thunder, that represents their MU, was a joint venture between Pakistan and China in RL! What will you do now? Don't be Chinese Spies! Burn the JF17s and ride donkeys to WAR!
Above. The Thunder Assault Squad dumping their planes. This is how we roll!
The Thunder Assault SQUAD's Overview!
Citizens: 33
Fights: 23 (Meaning 10 of their citizens are multies LMFAO)
Influence: 33 Million (Just 5 Billion 967 Million Short *COUGHS* IDIOTS)
D4 Influence: 24 Million! WOW! (China's D4 Influence 5.9 Billion *OOPS
Anyway, congratulations citizens of ePakistan! These brave men will do what no one has thought of doing! They will Fight for ePakistan like no one has before (out of their own pockets however). They will defeat the enemy! Once they are done and they regain our original "BOUNCES" according to Faris Khawaja's article, this will be their outcome!
Above. The Ziddi Boys giving Tohfos to eChina after a humiliating defeat!
Worry not ePakistan, they have the money to win us the war! We are SAVED!
Good luck brave soldiers and true patriots. My last message to you is the following.
Yours Sincerely,
Shin Gouki
ePakistan's Wiseman/Troll
ZA WARUDO!
Pride!
Power!
Pakistan!
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD! PAKISTAN PAINDABAD!
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Assalamoalaikum/Greetings/Salutations
In the history of ePakistani Media, The Chronicle Troll has issued a second press release within hours of a primary. Why is this press release so important you wonder?
Well my friends, the true sons of ePakistan have awaken and so has an old hag by the name of Dr. Walter Bishop! Faris Khawaja, Pak786, Rafay Ahmed & the wannabe Dioist Dr. Walter Bishop have caught us red handed. Yes, I am a Chinese Spy. I must finally confess what is true. Oh what shall I do now?, for these free loaders have realized what our true plan was!
Above. TheJakal (Chinese Spy and PIMP according to Rafay Ahmad who knows his pimping skills first hand) dictating in his usual chinese ways.
These true patriotic morons do not understand simple mathematics and the concept of credit cards. They do not understand that Gold is purchased through a piece of plastic Visa or Mastercard. They fail to understand that once a transaction has been made, the bank credits the amount and you have to pay for it eventually!
Above. True Super hero and Patriot of ePakistan Lal Dupatay Wali Apna Naam tu bata? Faris Malmal ka dupatta? You serious bro?
These true sons of ePakistan have been sleeping for all these years, Alas they are up and awake! It is good news for ePakistan that these sleeping beauties, who consume Slanty Chips and Chocochums from the confectionary shops have now decided to become men! I salute you oh true ePakistanis! Let us rejoice for these friends of ours have volunteered to bear the cost of the entire war!
Faris Khawaja and Rafay Ahmad have both decided to refrain from having Nestle's Milo and Lays! They will now spend the 3000 gold ePakistan needs to hold off its regions from eChina.
Beware eChina for this team has an old wise hag by the name of Dr. Walter Bishop. A fake a$$ Dioist who has one foot on the ground and the other in the grave. Why don't you die already Walter? Leave these kids alone and stop giving them false hope! Sorry, that was my chinese "pimping" mentality talking. Dr. Walter Bishop you can not even spell DIO if his life depended on it. As if he has a long way to go anyway.
Above. Left to Right. Faris Khawaja and Rafay Ahmad standing with TheJakal (centre) Who's pimpin them without consent!
Above. Their parents scolding them after they demand 10,000$ for the war.
I must inform the Government of ePakistan to get in contact with Faris Khawaja and the back street boys and let their MU fight against eChina. They will supply us with Q7 Tanks! They will buy us the best Q7 Food and also buy us warm clothing to keep us chinese spies warm! I congratulate these brave few for they will be selling their organs in order to finance this war and we shall win it! I swear we shall! The 10,000$ or 1 million rupees they spend will bring us joy momentarily! Yes! For 7 more days we shall have our original regions. After that we will lose them along with the organs they sell to fund the war!
Above. The Cino-Pak (Chinese and Pakistani if dumbasses can't understand cino-pak) JV assault plane that inspired these Chinese hating Sons of ePakistan.
Thunder Assault Squad is the true ePakistani MU! Lets see an overview of this legendary MU! The Irony! oh the Irony! For these dumbasses don't understand that the JF-17 Thunder, that represents their MU, was a joint venture between Pakistan and China in RL! What will you do now? Don't be Chinese Spies! Burn the JF17s and ride donkeys to WAR!
Above. The Thunder Assault Squad dumping their planes. This is how we roll!
The Thunder Assault SQUAD's Overview!
Citizens: 33
Fights: 23 (Meaning 10 of their citizens are multies LMFAO)
Influence: 33 Million (Just 5 Billion 967 Million Short *COUGHS* IDIOTS)
D4 Influence: 24 Million! WOW! (China's D4 Influence 5.9 Billion *OOPS
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Anyway, congratulations citizens of ePakistan! These brave men will do what no one has thought of doing! They will Fight for ePakistan like no one has before (out of their own pockets however). They will defeat the enemy! Once they are done and they regain our original "BOUNCES" according to Faris Khawaja's article, this will be their outcome!
Above. The Ziddi Boys giving Tohfos to eChina after a humiliating defeat!
Worry not ePakistan, they have the money to win us the war! We are SAVED!
Good luck brave soldiers and true patriots. My last message to you is the following.
Yours Sincerely,
Shin Gouki
ePakistan's Wiseman/Troll
ZA WARUDO!
Pride!
Power!
Pakistan!
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD! PAKISTAN PAINDABAD!
DPP Official Wiki!
Pakistan's Official ChatRoom
Pakistan's National Forums
Join the DPP!
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Comments
First, Pappu yaar tang na kar!
LOL
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's Faris Khawaja!
can I get a Q7 saddle for my donkey?
I can give you Shin for a donkey.
SOLD! you're paying shipping though.
also meaning i can beat him like a rented mule, right? yes? good. glad that's settled.
Shipping + Food for a week.
And yes, you can beat him with whatever you want. Please give me some time so I can get the papers signed by Nyx Lynx.
So you eventually pay w/ cash????
Back to making your pimp jackal rich hoe!!! Before he gets angry and puches you w/ his gold knucks and bites your ear off w/ his golden teeth...
Please make an effort to make a little sense here. What part of Credit Cards don't you understand? What part of transaction don't you understand? Do we all need to contribute money to buy you a dictionary?
ps. the only way TheJakal will be a rich hoe is if God pleases. I don't think transforming a human being into a gardening tool is humanly possible. Let us pray.
Oh dear don't you pay the credit back to the bank??? How does that happen??? Cash or peanuts...well China gives you peanuts.......but then again we're talking capitalist economics....and my knowledge on said subject is rather lacking
wow Rafay, you are utterly stupid and illogical here. There is no way I can match that level of stupidity. You win at being stupid. If China isn't giving you peanuts, go grab them by the nuts and show them who the boss is.
Thunder Assault Squad is the true ePakistani MU! Lets see an overview of this legendary MU! The Irony! oh the Irony! For these dumbasses don't understand that the JF-17 Thunder, that represents their MU, was a joint venture between Pakistan and China in RL!
this is game not discuss RL life here Thunder is giving supplies from more than 6 months on their own expense, why you stop GOG supplies if you don't do good for pakistan then don't blame others
the money you spent on ePakistan was recieved by you guys by stealing cc and gold from treasury so don't shout that you have spent a lot for ePakistan etc
Don't tell people what I do to you!!!!
Bwaaahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha no confidentiality agreements with your labor TheJakal?
Didn't think it was required
Lets discuss the CP deal if we shall Faris and what treasury do you speak off? The one plundered by Aovel?
yes discuss and tell me what was the deal lolx
you always speak lie about this we just make a deal that we support each others before 4 months but at time you break this
I am not talking about Aovel i'mon ur issue wht you h've done
How have I stolen CC and Gold from the treasury? You wanted to become CP did you not? Whom did you ask to become CP? What did you achieve while you were CP? If your party is given the chance to run the government, What will you achieve Economically, Diplomatically and Military Wise? What has the PRF and PTI done so far?
you don't stole any thing ur party stole and don't grag PRF here i am from PTI not PRf ask them ,
ALL credit goes to GOG and DPP, with out DPP and GOG the ePakistan is nothing is it true na lolx
PRF? are you not a PRF puppet? Are you not allied with them? Your party's presidential candidate is supported by the PRF, were you not the party president of the PRF previously? Please provide us with proof that my party or its members stole from the treasury. I want solid proof rather than old ladies' tales..
hahaha puppets are only found in DPPlolx, they support us b/c they know which candidate is good 4 postion to support some one does not mean that we are allied
Yes, they have realized that true intelligence can be found in the PTI. I can see how intelligent you all are. Now where is the proof that DPP stole from the treasury? Please I'm waiting for this. I have important things to do. Hence please show me the proof since you have made such a big claim.
yes wait i wam giving you proof
check these laws
http://www.http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Pakistan/132687
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Pakistan/132687
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Pakistan/131346
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Pakistan/131090
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Pakistan/130650
now tell me who stole the shiel tornmanet gold from teasury, are they DPP members han na lolx
First of all, i'd like to point out that the funds were taken out by the approval of congress. Hence, it is not stealing. So your initial statement of DPP stealing from the treasury is false. Secondly, the gold and the CC was transferred from the treasury to GHQ Pakistan, hence that still doesn't prove that the DPP stole it. Thirdly these laws are 3 and 4 months old. 3 Months ago the members of congress were as follows. DPP - 4, PRF - 2, PTI - 2, Vento - 1 and PWP - 1. So my friend the DPP only had 4 votes for each law. Where did the remaining votes come from? and if the DPP was stealing according to you! Why didn't the PTI or PRF stop the DPP by voting no! You could easily block transactions could you have not?
hahaha i knew you will not accept this because such karwa lagta ha
PTI cast teir 2 votes against them and we will againsst these laws these orgs were uner your gov then why they are emptied who stole money from them as from ur party mates
They transferred funds from the treasury to a Pakistani Organization in a legal and constitutional way you noob. What part of this don't you understand? A law is proposed, A law is passed by votes and the funds are transferred. What proof do you have of theft here? Your proof points out to the fact that gold and currency were transferred, how does it prove that there was theft in the middle of it all?
Lol
hi shin,we will fight this war,We will make china to wipe us from map instead of giving us one region as donation.
plus if u want a media war i will give u one.
Your party president did the smart thing and deleted his article. Follow in his footsteps and listen to TheJakal.
deleting article is like a smart thing then why you delete ur articles
uncle damagh chalao mein tmhry tarah darpok nhi jo china k ghutmo par gir jaye
because my article was a bit boring, I didn't do it for popular demand.
hahaha ur article is not boring ur also boring
makes no sense what you just said.
yeh they need media war because they don't want peace then they will cry and come to us why are you against us they only need this type of lessons now we can tell you what is a media war it's enough mow
Good luck with that, getting China to wipe you is so rebellious and noble of you. Lets fight them and lose and teach them a lesson! A media war? My articles are meaningful pieces of journalism. I convey a message that you ignorant kids don't seem to understand while the entire world does. *face palm*
yup if we loose against them then no issue but we try but you bow ur kneel infront of china so sad
no ur writing against our mu and u also mention our names and ur saying it journalism hahaha
Ok, take a minute to think, your friend Check Mate wants China to wipe us. He would rather have us lose all our regions than keep one. You want us to push our entire focus and strength fighting China and you want eIndia to RW and win its regions back. Your MU and your friends make claims that you can win the war and give China a tough time by yourself. Why does Pakistan in RL bow infront of USA? Why do you allow drone attacks and attacks on your sovereignty? If you're suggesting that you do not want to bow down to China, sure, don't bow down. They will make you bend over instead and then you will be happy.
There is honour in fighting and losing than surrendering meekly
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/kill-them-all-2350473/1/20
Check check mate article he just show i pic and he didn't blame and pont out any one ...
previous night i talk with strywgr we decide that things should be start but on other you start writting against us ur article is very different from check mates article go and read and show the difference
Wajahat, I have suggested a few things to the people of ePakistan long ago. I have categorically stated many a times, that we stop wasting money on wars we cannot win. If you want to fight and lose, go on, fight and lose, but if you want to waste gold and cc in the process. I suggest this gold and currency can be utilized in making ePakistan better. You can remain a nation that does 600 million damage and keep your honour in your pocket while you lose to China honourably. Or you can grow into an ePakistan which has more damage anyone can sustain. The choice is yours.
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hahaha Wajahat1X see this our MOFA is also fihting for Pakistan lolx
You moron and imbecile. We have told you that you can fight for TP medals. You can fight all you want, but don't expect it to be an all out fight. Ufff itni bewakoofi aur beakali.
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you write wrong about me.I never support Walter please correct this thing. Walter's cs is accepted by DPP it is a fact that DPP support him to suppress Pakistani people.
DPP support Walter when Caliph was CP. DPP made walter Minister of ATO .Please read these article
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/where-to-vote-in-pakistan--2318717/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/govt-involve-in-pto-2318893/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/accusation-without-proof-2318347/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/pti-vs-pto-group-2318330/1/20
http://prntscr.com/2a2ffa
See DPP member accept the cs of walter
hahaha na bolo mansoor yeh bechare doodh say dhuley huwey hai, they will no accept their mistakes they just point out other mistakes lolx
Don't cry here Nyx you also come to me that make me CP did you remember this then i support you but i don't know that this postion not suits you
Oh really later Walter wasn't supported by your parties? I had to come back and kick Walter. I WAS DPP HARDCORE. Did you kick Walter out? Did you stand up to be CP then? Later now you are going to stand for CP and how did you get so many votes? You are such a big hypocrite it is incredible
Keep Calm and grab Pop Corn...
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