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Day 2,257, 08:35 Published in USA USA by Pfeiffer.

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Congressional elections are upon us.

I've set the USWP slate of candidates, and I'm pleased with the front we're showing. Now, in chunks of five I give you...

1. Me. Because this job has perks and I don't want to be Country President right now.

2. The Wild Card - He puts in time working for the party, contribooting in Congress, and is is a fixture on IRC. Doing exactly what I ask of the people we put in Congress.

3. Kortanul - He's Speaker of the House right now, and he hasn't broken anything or set anything aflame. Generally helpful and pleasant, Kortanul was an easy 'safe spot' choice again this month.

4. Lemon Vodka - lemi is a bro, and everyone likes vodka.

5. Bourecco Gustoso - Bourecco comes to us from our Croatian contingent, and with the support of ElvenCRO and his commitment to actively serving, USWP is happy to have him with us.

6. Artela - I'm not going to list her CV as that would take a while, but I recruited her to America so I get to take credit for everything she does. Ever.

7. Deepchill - He maintains our daily briefings on the forum, and runs EZC, which has an ever growing USWP presence, and we couldn't be happier about that.

8. Gnilraps - His seat is safe for two reasons:

1. He's a bro
2. He put me top of the list when he was PP.

9. Delyruin - He likes to talk about how great I am, so I put him on here. Also he does work and stuff, but mostly I enjoy the flattery.

10. Derphoof - Obligatory representative of the Bronies. He hates Canada, extra points for that.

11. Rainbow Slash - I still call him DD from the days when that matched his name, but now he goes by Rainbow Slash and/or Furry. He's solidly bro-tier, and we needed someone to scare off the people who pretend to be cats and stuff.

12. Alexander_Auctoritas - His name got cut off in the picture, but once upon a time he was President and stuff. He's a rabble rouser, but we let him stick around any way.

13. Killing Time - He invades orifices with writhing septapenii.

14. Civil Anarchy - Late signup, or he'd be higher. Generally a good guy, but he's a dirty commie so there is that.

15. Battle Dino - Pike is pretty annoying. Really he's here so I could say that in my paper.

Other Stuff

MU consolidation

With the addition of these booster things, yes temporarily, we as a community need to start thinking about across the board consolidation of MUs. Four national MUs broken down by Division would be great, one giant MU would be best. Sure, there will be pushback, and I would be sad to see MU 19 (The Ultramarines) sit mostly empty, but Combat Orders and these booster things (which will almost certainly become permanent at some point) need to be used wisely, and without waste. I await your flames.

Also, Taylor Swift is performing at the GRAMMYs and rumor is that she's doing All Too Well...the theme music above. You should listen to that and watch the performance.

Personal Section

Mandy Patinkinis great.

image recap:

This guy was my Congressman once and he was pretty cool. Worked the campaign, fun times. I put this here cause this was about Congress.

Basically me.

When I talk to new people...especially new Congressmen who say silly things.

Sometimes even Taylor says downright silly things.

Story of my life right now.

As always, if needed, I remain





Pfeiffer. Day 2,257, 08:35

You remember it all too well.

Derphoof Day 2,257, 08:36

Pony approved :3

Wild Owl
Wild Owl Day 2,257, 08:47

Proud to be USWP

Artela Day 2,257, 08:50

Vote USWP in the upcoming elections
You've seen the list, you know it makes sense

zako soldier
zako soldier Day 2,257, 08:54

Proud to be USWP!

Adieu. Day 2,257, 08:59

Ba'b'ra streisand

Adieu. Day 2,257, 08:59

Ba'b'ra streisand

Kortanul Day 2,257, 09:01

Pfff, I split a few logs and lit them in my fireplace. Aside from that, looks great. Proud to be a worker. o7

molo tov
molo tov Day 2,257, 09:02


KOSOVA Batoa Day 2,257, 09:08

Again for Taylor...Good names btw.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,257, 09:12

Shady conspirators all of them! 😛

Jude Conners
Jude Conners Day 2,257, 09:12

Nice PP avatar - wonder who made it.

I might have to try my hand back in USWP soon!

Pfeiffer. Day 2,257, 09:26

If you made that, I'm stealing it for a while.

Also, lel. That would be amusing.

Jude Conners
Jude Conners Day 2,257, 09:41

Feel free - it's a great image.

And I'm guessing you are saying, as PP, that I am not welcomed, right?

Pfeiffer. Day 2,257, 09:44

Not at all, everyone is welcome. I'm just saying that I would be amused to see you try to ingratiate yourself with the party given your history.

The Wild Card
The Wild Card Day 2,257, 09:29


kirintaimu Day 2,257, 09:29

Thank you for the sterling endorsement bro, but I do not respond to flattery!

Deepchill Day 2,257, 09:39

Nice lineup.

Cthulhu.. Day 2,257, 10:07


Bourecco Gustoso
Bourecco Gustoso Day 2,257, 10:28

happy to be here, hope I will do some good o7

Thedillpickl Day 2,257, 10:35

v for Deepchill, very good guy.
Some fuss about Artela but we've talked before, very smart, very committed.
Gnilly ^__^
Don't really know the rest, meh.

Y U no like Kanada?
(You know it's happening if pickles live there.)
Just think of us like that crazy uncle that shows up at your wedding wearing yellow striped pants held up by suspenders, paisley shirt and sandals with socks. (Kind of a funky Uncle Buck.)

Pfeiffer. Day 2,257, 11:41

I see no reason for Canada to exist.

Thedillpickl Day 2,257, 12:15

B,b,b,b,but we shade Amurica's eyes and cover yer bad hair days!

nuno258 Day 2,257, 10:46

i miss the USWP

funky_ribar Day 2,257, 11:28

vote for burek

Drke John
Drke John Day 2,257, 11:35


ElvenCRO Day 2,257, 11:42


Jo Gaspar
Jo Gaspar Day 2,257, 11:45


Send love to Plato
Send love to Plato Day 2,257, 12:06


Luc Praetor
Luc Praetor Day 2,257, 12:13

Hmphh... So I'm still waiting. Who's going to fill in this Super Cool Name Here part?

Pfeiffer. Day 2,257, 12:14


Luc Praetor
Luc Praetor Day 2,257, 12:23

Grr. So it's up to me. It's Friday. Valentines Day just weeks ahead. I still have to do all the work? 😉

kirintaimu Day 2,257, 12:38

"Also, Taylor Swift is performing at the GRAMMYs and rumor is that she's doing All Too Well...the theme music above. You should listen to that and watch the performance"

Taylor Swift?

"Nine Inch Nails, QOTSA, Dave Grohl and Lindsey Buckingham to Perform Grammy Awards Finale"

I fucking wish I had a ticket to LA right now. Never cared about the Grammys before now. And these are the ones who should be getting noms. 🙂

PeVall Day 2,257, 13:16


ilphen Day 2,257, 14:09

good luck

aliros999 Day 2,257, 14:35


rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 2,257, 15:00

excellent line up

shqipro1 Day 2,257, 15:07


Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,257, 15:25


Starring Bruce Vilanch as James Pfeiffer.

Sandukaani Day 2,257, 16:06

Voted O>

Gnilraps Day 2,257, 17:29

Pfeiffer put me in the list because he loves Tom Waits but he's too shy to admit it.

Pfeiffer. Day 2,257, 18:47


Poco Curantism
Poco Curantism Day 2,257, 18:21

I'm not sure how healthy your Swift obsession is brother.

Magnanimous Day 2,257, 18:34

Voted. New USWP member here.

Hakael Day 2,257, 22:24

Damn, no Congress this time... oh well, voted anyway.

Pfeiffer. Day 2,258, 23:05

Get your feet back under you and we'll see in a month or two.

Sparkfyre Day 2,258, 01:48

Hahaha voted!

Franklin Stone
Franklin Stone Day 2,258, 05:16

'With the addition of these booster things, yes temporarily, we as a community need to start thinking about across the board consolidation of MUs...which will almost certainly become permanent at some point'

So after all the times you called citizens 'idiots' for even bringing up the subject of consolidation, now you want to consolidate all the NMU into one for better control; next you'll be claiming it was totally your idea....

Pfeiffer. Day 2,258, 09:19

MU boosters only stretch to the border of the MU, so if they become permanent it makes sense. If they don't, it doesn't.

ZmajOdPosavine Day 2,258, 05:55


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