[Pants] - 44% Less NLSP For eBelgian Presidency Upgrade

Day 1,786, 07:48 Published in Belgium USA by GoopyPants

In a stunning display of "Quick! Forget about the past!", NLSP was elected CP of eBelgium.

NLSP, the champion of "No Pain, No Gain" who doesn't donate his own medals.

NLSP, the master complainer.

NLSP, the chief obstructionist.

NLSP, the paratrooper eBelgium wasted 200 gold on.

NLSP, the waste of oxygen.

Where is NLSP, favored son of eBelgium?

Nowhere to be found.

That's right... the principal reason eBelgium is such a toxic wasteland of broken promises and inactivity has disappeared.

We have an army that has fallen apart, citizens that have gone more than 3 months without an NE, alliance related business not being taken care of...

And what is his solution?

Blue Ribbon panels of people (other than him) to discuss and propose a solution.

Neat! Can I get a medal for delegating all my responsibilities too?

If you noticed, during his campaign, NLSP promised nothing.

And by Crom, that's what he will deliver.