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(Open) Letter to hacker

Day 992, 23:31 • Published in Serbia Serbia

• by RaleX037

Dear Hacker,

This eYear, I have been a very good citizen of new world. I have not lied, and I have helped to all ppl in my friend list with their experience. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of good things in v2!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life:
For my president, please bring Valium.
For my military unit GA, please bring some good bridge fights.
For my dear serviana, please bring her eLove Marco Polo to eSerbia and her back to the game.
For my eSerbian people, please bring Kosovo in the game.
For my hamster, please bring some lamps to lick it.
Oh – and for my admin, please bring some better programmers.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the eRepublik toilet paper, and front row tickets to Admins Uptown concert – plus backstage passes so I can get autographs! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my Q6 air unit with demage 24 so i can crash some tanks. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Hacker, what I really really want is to give me back good eRepublik days, like in v1.

Anyway, I hope you like the cookies admin left out for you.

Sincerely,

RaleX037

PS: Please say hello to Rudolph

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Fabius? He has been a really naughty cry-baby during the last elections and doesn’t deserve any Hackers presents. So please don’t forget to clear out his inventory and money accounts. Thanks!

PPPS: and please dear hacker Vote this article to TOP5 international

PPPPS: Dont do this anymore: bad boy :/

At the end i have a secret message for you
Just do it !
x miliJon, žimiti!!!111oneone

Comments

RaleX037 Day 992, 23:34

1st

vonMartin Day 992, 23:38

SantaHacker bring us gifts.

Nick Slaughter Day 992, 23:54

3. 😛

Tijana R Day 992, 23:59

http://mibupload.com/dkD44f.jpg">http://mibupload.com/dkD44f.jpg Tako to rade Poljaci!!!!

mikica v Day 992, 23:59

montaigne Day 993, 00:03

very sad 🙁 ... V S

Pokac Day 993, 00:08

You forgot -

10. And please don`t let Pokac to speak on TS anymore 🙂

Dobar tekst matori🙂 Uskoro ce nam haker pokloniti nesto sto smo odavno mi poklonili eRep-u - slobodno vreme u RL🙂

RaleX037 Day 993, 00:10

sPokac 😛

Kannaasbor Day 993, 01:05

Dear RaleX037,

I voted your article about 1000 times.
The inventory of Fabius is now empty. Everything transfered to Lipec.

Best,
the Hacker

ps: The admins are still doing this.

Pustinjska Lisica Day 993, 01:12

Yes, bring us everything 🙂

naturaIMystic Day 993, 01:21

Bring us eJamaica, and create new raw, eTHC..it can be change for gifts.

so we can build up our happines..

thx!!

Dragutin Dimitrijevic Apis Day 993, 01:32

i da nam vrati V1.... 😁)

Neinfrantu Day 993, 02:10

😁

humulus Day 993, 02:16

We want v1!!!!!!!!!!!!

DacusDaniel Day 993, 02:25

You stole Romanian President avatar for your ad 🙂

RaleX037 Day 993, 02:27

@DacusDaniel

It was hacker 😁)

Slothen Day 993, 02:35

Bring Kosovo to the game, but as an independent eNation.

xanthia22 Day 993, 02:38

and please make me 90.60.90 😁

Lord of The Realms Day 993, 02:39

I have been good, so a shiny Porsche in the garage please 😉

Mizeroi Day 993, 02:45

[removed]

Victor Petrescu Day 993, 02:52

Best Personal Branding ever.

counteryou Day 993, 03:05

interesting...

revenirea Day 993, 03:18

eh hehehehheh

RoboCopele Day 993, 03:19

"Anyway, I hope you like the cookies admin left out for you." Quoted for teh Epicness.

markoi Day 993, 06:40

😃 vote!

Georgian woolf Day 993, 06:58

hahah just do it. Add kosovo !!!

sjaces Day 993, 07:25

Marco for serviana!
Lamp for Hrcak!!

jankovicnv Day 993, 07:26

I'm modest, I want only 10000 $ 😉

Miljicaa Day 993, 07:27

Raleeeeeeeeeeex o/

Miljicaa Day 993, 07:27

P.S. Marco for Serviana 🙂!

Qadis Rowein Day 993, 07:30

Marco for Serviana

Artiga Day 993, 07:31

Please deark hacker, bring Marco Polo (Luan Santana) to serviana 😃

Dio Jazar Day 993, 07:38

Bring marco polo back to serviana :3

m-e-pTaB Day 993, 07:59

Marco za servianu

Amun Nefer Day 993, 08:05

Marco for Serviana

Skylar Vicious Day 993, 08:06

Marco for Serviana

wakka wakka 😃

vonMartin Day 993, 08:06

Bring Marco Polo back to Serviana :3

JohnMcClane Day 993, 08:10

Marco for Serviana 😁))

Kukee Day 993, 08:28

Marco for Serviana!!!

Leaffly Day 993, 08:53

For my dear serviana, please bring her eLove Marco Polo to eSerbia and her back to the game.

Darriel Day 993, 09:27

LOL 1

richie450 Day 993, 09:29

LOL

Apache983 Day 993, 09:33

"""Mizeroi Day 993, 02:45

and don't forget to provide extra health kits. eSerbs will need them when ePoles knock to serbian homes and defeat them with pride and glory!

and bring Slobodan M. back"""

sup with brain, u already failed, wanna fail again? <3