[Oh, F.U.!] OhFU Hospice: A Good Place to Die
George Armstrong Custer
Dateline: Monday November 3, 2014 (Day 2540)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: Nature's Way Spirit, 1970
In Today's Edition:
: 1: The OhFU Hospice!
: 2: Recruitment Blurb
The OhFU Hospice: It's a Good Place to Die
Thinking of quitting eRep? Just… walk away..? Of course you are. We all do.
It takes a special kind of courage to walk away from this miserable game, especially if you have a couple years invested in it. The real world can be a scary place, but you've decided to re-allot your eRep hours to more sensible things like your school or job or family. This is good-- they've been missing you!
But exactly how to make your exit? No one rage quits anymore, maybe that just got played out. Most players divest of themselves, giving all their e-worldly goods to their friends and MUs.
But does anyone ever think about where to park their body for that final 30-day death throe? Don't you deserve better than to just walk away from it, wherever you happen to be?
The OhFU has the answer. Leave your dying body with us.
Make your last click to check in to the OhFU Hospice.
We just want to help you die with dignity.
You Say You Want to Live?
Join the fastest growing Party in town, and proudly tell 'em all, "Oh, F.U.!".
Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials,
. . . .
PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Kria Erikson and Synesi
Shout It a Lot!
*NEW*
[OhFU] The OhFU Hospice: A Good Place to Die
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2463553/1/20
Don't Be Embarrassed! #Depends
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Comments
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Endos locked at reset last night.
this is really well done. too bad more people aren't seeing it.
and perfect choice of music, too, for the subject matter.
Werd
I've always found it funny how Custer's PR magic can make anything sound good. If he can make eRep Hospice care sound this good, you have to wonder what he'll do next.
o7
Imma get my ass over to the Old Fu-ks bingo hall and buffet.