【NK Daily】 CP#3 Farewell,关门大吉

Day 1,875, 22:19 Published in North Korea China by KevinYu


My dear eNorth Korean citizens,

You may not able to contact me from now on, because the end of world is drawing near and I have to save the Earth. If the sun rises as usual tomorrow, it means I have succeed to finish my last job. Do not be regret for my leaving and say thanks to me. It's all my responsibility, my destiny, to guide this beautiful world.

Farewell, I love you!



所谓山不转水转,水不转人转,人不转地球转,地球不转太阳转——错了,尼玛太阳到底转不转?!

总之就是这样啦,我辜负了党国人民的厚爱,辜负了各位领导的栽培,对不起伟大的党妈妈,更对不起想和我私奔的妹子们……

然后,就是自嘲啦:

Congratulations! The proposal of President Impeachment has approved, you have ended your North Korea president career.

脸皮厚也有好处是不是? ~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦

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By eNK永远的太阳,卖官鬻爵贪得无厌赚得盆满钵满的土财主 凯文鱼