[NID] and the winner is...

Day 2,037, 19:58 Published in Canada Canada by Kazuo Leblanc

OK, srsly, y'all need to try a little harder. Had literally anyone submitted an entry, even one sentence, you would have won 10 gold by default. I didn't think it was right to declare myself the winner, so we'll save this month's prize money for next month.

Ah well. See you in four weeks!